Craigs POV: well today was exactly what I expected. Everyone is fucking stupid except my boyfriend and my guinea pig. But you know what? I can live with that. I can go back tomorrow and continue to be apathetic and flip people off for the rest of the year. There were a few interesting things today. First Cartman tried to claim he was eating KFC in class to gain muscle. I called him on his shit because we all know he's a land whale with no self-control. It was funny seeing him get sent to PC principal though. Then at lunch, everyone tried to one-up each other with their "relationship" experience lol. I'm pretty sure I and Tweek have the most stable relationship in all of South Park. In my opinion, the only ones who had any room to talk were Butters and Stan. Not gonna lie, seeing him pull of being a pimp was kind of impressive, and I think Wendy and Stan have been on and off since 3rd grade. Other than that the day was boring, just the way I like it.
Another thing I noticed. I'm like 90% sure Kyle and Stan are gay for each other. I remember what it was like trying to convince myself I wasn't into guys, and I can see them going through the same thing. I don't know if I should say anything. To be honest, I don't care that much, but it would be kind of funny to see shit go down.
I'm now at my house hanging out with Tweek, we're just playing video games and shit because everyone at school sucks except him.
Other than all that. There's not much on my mind. There usually never is. I'm not looking forward to seeing what kind of bullshit Cartman and his friends try to pull this school year. Why don't they ever learn? They're always getting themselves into deep shit. They even stole my birthday money and got me sent to Peru with them last year. They're my friends and all, but they're fucking stupid.
