Kennys POV: my first 2 days back at school were pretty uneventful, I didn't even get killed! It was mostly just gossip and arguing with my friends. So now I'm at home, hanging out with my sister, Karen, and listening to my parents drunkenly fight. But then I hear a knock at the door and hear Cartman screaming my name.
I roll my eyes and get up to deal with him. "What's up, man?" I ask
"OMG, I have the best idea, you're not gonna believe this!" Cartman says excitedly
"Is this one of your stupid money-making schemes, because if so then fuck off."
"No no no! It's about Stan and Kahhl!"
I brace myself and ask what he's planning. I know it can't be good, because, well, it's Cartman.
"I'm gonna prove they're gay for each other in front of the whole scewl!!" He told me proudly.
"That's pretty fucked up." I tell him. "What are you planning?"
"I'll tell you, but you have to agree to keep it a secret."
"Alright well then tell me." I don't like what I'm getting myself into, but my curiosity for what this fat turd has envisioned gets the better of me.
"Ok, well I was thinking that we could spike their food at lunch, and get them to admit they're gay when they're high in front of the whole school."
"Cartman that is the worst idea you've ever had!" I yell at him. I can't believe I even give him the time of day sometimes. "Are you doing this because you think they'll be happy together? Or because you hate Kyle and think it would be funny? And what about Wendy? Have you ever thought about how this would affect her? Let's not forget Stan has a girlfriend.
"I don't care about their relationships at all, I think it would be totally hilarious to watch this go down."
Well, at least he's honest. I tell him goodbye and forget about everything until the next day at school.
