Stans POV: I just woke up in the hospital and am super confused. Kyles here tho, so that makes things suck less. All I remember was feeling really funny, Kyle telling me he felt the same way, and the next thing I know I'm here. I have a lot of questions, but for right now, I'm just trying to chill with my best friend and not think about anything else.
After a while, it really hits me that I asked Kyle to come into my bed and cuddle with me. What the hell was I thinking? Even more surprising, he actually agreed. I don't know what to think, because this is obviously really weird. I decide I'll think more about it later when I'm not pumped full of hospital drugs and have a clear mind.
I continue to lay down with him, unsure if I should break the silence. This is obviously weird, but I have to admit, it's kinda nice.
Then I hear my phone ring. Oh shit, I totally forgot about everyone and everything else! I check it and see my mom is calling me. I pick up, unsure of what she's about to say.
"Oh my god Stan, are you ok? I got a call from PC principal that you and Kyle were sent to the hospital."
"Uhh hi mom, I'm feeling kinda out of it right now, but I'm ok."
"Oh thank god! I was worried sick? What happened?"
"Mom, I honestly have no idea. All I remember is me and Kyle agreed we both felt really weird, and then we woke up here feeling like shit."
"I'm on my way right now to see you. I think some of your friends might be on their way too."
I end the call with my mom and then it hits me. OH SHIT! I have to make myself somewhat presentable. I have no idea how long I've been here or how much time has passed. I jump out of my hospital bed and attempt to fix my unkempt hair.
"What's going on?" asks Kyle
"That was my mom on the phone, she's on her way here right now with my dad and sister. She also said she thinks our friends are coming." I respond
We spend some time putting ourselves together in an attempt of making ourselves somewhat presentable after sleeping in the hospital being pumped full of drugs all day. Not long after, I hear my mom knock on the door. I'm happy to see my family, along with the Brovloskis, but am surprised to see officer Barbrady.
"Hi guys, it's so nice to see you!" I say, with an odd mix of cheerfulness and grogginess.
"I was just so worried about you boys, I'm so glad you're ok." Shelia responds.
"Thanks, but, uh, why is there a cop here?" Kyle asks
I liked officer Barbrady, but to be honest, we all knew he was a little slow. He was, however, the least corrupt of all the cops in South Park. He was the only one who took the Brovloskis seriously when Ike's teacher was having an affair with him. That all being said, I was still confused as hell as to why a cop was here, especially considering I had no clue what was even going on.
"I got an anonymous tip from your friend Kenny McCormick, I'm not allowed to say any names, but Cartman tried to drug you guys at lunch."
"CARTMAN! THAT FAT BASTARD!" both boys yelled angrily
"Oh shit, I didn't mean to tell you boys, I wasn't supposed to say his name, just don't tell anyone I was the one who told you." Barbrady responded.
I continue the conversation with everyone, but I'm seething with anger, and I glance at Kyle and can tell he's thinking the exact same thing as me. We're gonna give him hell for this, we just have to wait for everyone else to leave.
