Poisonus Chihuahua? (Phyrra Lemon)

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Jaune POV Next day.

The date with Pyhrra so far started great, we started with a nice breakfast at our favorite Cafe,  and we had a nice walk after.  We sat at a picnic bench and just enjoyed our time together.

Phyrra laid her head on my shoulder and exhaled. 

Phyrra: Today has been amazing so far. Thank you Jaune.

Jaune: Of course Phyr. I'm not gonna leave you alone again. I'm sorry I've been so bust.

*Bark!*

We both look down to see something I genuinely feared.

We both look down to see something I genuinely feared

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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!

Phyrra: Oh my goodness look at how cute you are!!!!!

She reaches her hand Down and it sniffs it. Luckily he likes Phyrra and starts to nuzzle into her.

Phyrr: Oh my gosh you are precious. Are you lost?

Jaune: Easy Phyrr! That's a poison Chihuahua!

She looked at me confused and then we heard something.

???: OH MY OUM IM SORRY!!

We look over to see a Fat guy walking with a grunt and midget.

Midget: Hold on.... isn't that?

Fat Man: It is! So Mr God Hand

Grunt: How bout you give us the arm!

I got up, and to say the least I was furious. 

Jaune: When will you guys learn.

I cracked my knuckles and looked at Phyrra.

Jaune: I promise I'll end this quick okay.

I winked at her and she nodded having a blush on her face.

The fight was lack luster to say the least it involved a lot of kicking to the face, and kneeing a midget.  But it all ended in my favor with a mystical baseball bat.

(Couldn't find a gif that was appropriate in size but essentially its a move he has called Home Run God where he bats them away)

I looked back at phyrra who was playing with the dog still, luckily this one was nice. 

Jaune: So you gonna keep it?

Phyrra: I couldn't, but maybe we can have him as our team mascot!

Jaune: So cute Yeah, we can ask the team. I'm I'm that happened though, I wanted this to be a wonderful day ya know.

Phyrra got up and kissed me.

Phyrra: Any day where you are still alive is amazing Jaune, don't forget that.

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