What Pagentry Bullshit

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A/N:  Hey everyone, Dynamite here, just wanna say holy fuck thanks for the 300+ reads before 24 hours of this story being up, I'm hoping you guys like it.  I also wanna say I hope you guys can check out my other Rwby Stories and my KDA story as well, any feedback for any of them will always be appreciated and any ideas I love from you guys will always be credited! Thanks again guys.

Jaune POV

Next Morning

I woke up in my dorm, I wasn't sure how it happened but I did.  I tried to get out of bed but I felt weight on me.  I opened my eyes more and I couldn't believe my eyes....

Phyrra, Ruby, Olivia, Weiss, and Blake were laying atop of me....

I screamed internally.

I wiggled out of bed and got free, I started to tip toe towards my clothes and tried to keep quiet.  I looked around and saw what looked to be squeaky toys for a dog.... these clever bastards.

Jaune:  They put fucking land mines?! 

I jumped out of the way and was able to get to the door. 

Jaune: Haha!!

I opened the door only to find it was rigged, a tower of empty soda cans fell over causing a load crash.  After it fell over all I could think to myself.

Jaune:Oum... please kill me within the first 10 minutes, I'm tender.

I ran outside and bolted to Ren's dorm. And began knocking.

Jaune:  REEEENNNNNNNN OPEN THE DOOR ITS LIFE OR DEATH!!!!

Ren opened the door and had lipstick marks on him. I looked at him and saw Nora laying on his bunk sleeping.

Jaune: Huh good for you ma- HOLD ON LEMME IN FIRST!

We jumped in the dorm, the door closed behind us as we heard the footsteps run passed.  I looked at the dorm and was wondering something.

Jaune: Oi Ren.

Ren: Yes brother?

Jaune: Where's my sister?

Ren: Wasn't she with you?

We both paused and then looked up to see Jane in the corner of the room.

We both paused and then looked up to see Jane in the corner of the room

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Jane: I see you Jaune Arc!

Jaune and Ren: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Both of us bolted out the door and started heading to the bullhead ports.

Ren: Wait we have class today!

Jaune: OUM DAMMIT. 

We turned around and headed back to our respective dorms and got dressed. I no longer need to wear a uniform due to me and Olivia's side missions in the academy. 

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