Sonic the Hedgehog had nothing left when his girlfriend, Sally Acorn broke up with him. He was poor and homeless and addicted to alcohol. What will happen when he meets Mario, the heir to Mazona, the company worth multi-billions, who also happens to...
"Well since we've... well y'know, I have something to ask you."
"What is it?"
"Be my malewife."
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"M-malewife?" Sonic hesitantly replied.
"Yes! Like clean the house, cook dinner, bring me lunch to work."
"B-but Ive practically just met you..."
"I...thought you loved me? Or did you just want me for my body? Like all the others do? I thought you were different. I can't believe I put my trust in someone!" She cried.
"N-no! I-I mean you came on to me but-"
"What? Why are you putting the blame on me?! Your like every other guy I've met." She screamed as tears rolled down her cheeks.
"N-no I-Im sorry!"
"The least you could do is take responsibility and help me around after you've taken away my olive oil!!" She cried even harder this time.
Sonic felt guilty, so he agreed. After all, Sally had told him a woman's olive oil was more important than a man's.
"Alright, so just bring me my lunch to my office at work! Bye sweetie."
"W-wait! What's your name?"
"Amy. Amy Rose."
She blew a kiss and left.
"Atleast I have a place to live now." Sonic realized
He cleaned for the next few hours until it was time to prepare lunch. Sonic packed her an amazing lunch , complete with a sandwich and a juice box. He also added in a small cookie.
He drove over to the office. He forgot how long it had been since he drove in a car. He was still great at it though, this time he only hit one stop sign.
He walked into the building and was greeted at the desk.
"How can I help you, cutie?" Said the desk lady.
"I'm here to deliver lunch to Amy Rose."
The lady scoffed "Shes always on someones di-" she quickly stopped herself. "15th floor to the right." She wrote down a note and slid it towards him. He took it without reading it and slipped it into his pocket.
Sonic thought about how fancy the building was. It had 35 floors, the floors were all made of marble and decorated with soft red carpets embroidered with gold, the chandeliers were the size of a ufo and had what seemed like 400 candles on them, the walls had gold accents and paintings that looked to be centuries old.
He finally made it up to the 15th floor and took a right to get to Amy's office. He walked in, handed her her lunch, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and walked back out.
On the way back to the lobby he noticed an antique vase. It was so beautiful he wanted to touch it, but his hands still had mayonnaise on them from handing the sandwich to Amy.
However, he didn't notice that and touched it.
"Gah! It smeared! What am I gonna do now?" He tried to wipe it off with his shirt but it just smudged more and left some dirt on it from when he was cleaning.
"What do I do?!?" He panicked and picked it up to try and wipe it off better, but it slipped right through his fingers.
CRASH
The sound was so loud Sonic was sure it had echoed through the entire building. Sonic tried to make a run for it, when he bumped into someone.
"Hey! You-"
Before he could speak Sonic pushed him away and ran off.
Months passed and Sonic picked up his old hobbies. He still had the same schedule, but he also had time to enjoy things he liked. He got back into fitness and had his 6-pack again. He had also learned how to cook better.
"Hey babe, I brought you the tomato consomme and smoked ricotta tortelli along with the Italian Grissini breadsticks you asked for!"
"Thanks dear." Amy replied. She had the most beautiful emerald green eyes and shiny, flowy hair Sonic had ever seen. He was happy she had not found the engagement ring he was planning to surprises her with. Amy was the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
As Sonic was about to walk out, the most handsome man he had ever seen came in.
"Amy! Have you cancelled the lunch with the Toadstools on the 17th yet?!?"
"Im on it, boss." She sighed.
"Well get on with it sooner! I told you yesterday! The lunch is exactly 7 days from now, if we cancel any later than today it will bring down our reputation among the other companies!"
"Alright, alright fine. I get it."
"If you got it, you would've done it sooner!"
He stormed off.
"I'm gonna get going now dear, have a good day!"
"Alright sweetie, bye." Amy replied, rubbing her temple.
Sonic awoken a few days later, noticing he slept in and Amy already left for work. However, He noticed she had forgotten his phone.
The phone kept buzzing over and over again, and finally Sonic could not ignore it. Just who could be texting her this much at 6 in the morning?
He opened her phone to which he found a text from an unknown number. The texts read:
"Baby, please take me back!" "Please Amy, that night was amazing." "Listen, I'm sorry I texted you on a different number but you had me blocked!" "Don't tell me you forgot what happened in June of 2044?!" "We had so much fun that night! I had never slept with an olive oil before."
Sonic gasped and dropped the phone. June of 2044? That was before he met her! And he had already taken her olive oil? But she said Sonic had to stay with her because he took it away?!
END OF CHAPTER 3
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