An AU where Obama is a drake fan (he might actually be a drake fan considering he listens to lil nas x)
🚨Also, this is purely satire and not meant to be taken seriously or read into🚨
Highest rankings:
#1 on #notastory
#1 on #melania
#43 on #insp...
(A/n: these parts aren't going to exactly follow each other but they will have some sort of continuation to keep the story going. Hope you like it!)
(Note:D- Donald trump, Da- Daisy, MT- Melania Trumpet)
(O wakes up and does his morning routine with drake playing on his vinyl. He has at least 167 drake vinyls, one for each room, including bathrooms)
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(Drake vinyl in his room)
O: good morning goofy! *pets his dog, goofy*
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(This is his dog goofy)
Da: "how the hell are you still alive? I thought you died at the hospital after drake shot you"
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(Daisy, O's wife)
O: "this was not the reaction I was hoping for after seeing my wife for the first time after I just got shot, but sure. I'm alive because they got the bullet out of my system. Still can't walk properly tho"
Da: "damn you shoulda died"
O: "babe, that's not very pog of you"
Da: "don't care, go take goofy for a walk. You can just walk in those white ass house and that'll be enough."
O: *takes goofy for a walk outside*
*O sees D and MT with their dog Pluto*
D: "Yo wassup P"
O: "that was cringe, never do it again or I will kill a donkey. Then too, I won't be able to tell the difference between you and a donkey and I might kill you instead"
MT: *inside her head- "please kill him please kill him"*
D: "yo chill dawg"
O: "I will not chill dawg, I will kill your dawg"
Pluto: *happy that he's gonna die bc he'd rather die than live with his douche master*
D: "ok"
And then Pluto and goofy beat the shit out of D and drake came out and took a selfie with beaten D and left. D was then taken to the hospital by O and MT, they didn't want to, but they had to since they didn't want any charges against them.
*At the Hospital*
*D waking up after his 18 injections and anaesthesia"
D: "am I in heaven?"
MT: "no you're not dead. Yet."
O: "And even if you were dead, you would be in hell, not heaven."
MT then hands D some hospital papers for him to sign. D signs it.
MT: "those were divorce papers"
Drake then comes out of under D's hospital bed and starts performing CLB
