A High School War Game

I'm a what?!

Katsuki

The nerd dragged me out of UA and into our dorms. He didn't even stop to greet the extras who were given the day off for rest. He kept dragging me up the stairs and down hallways until we reached his room.

When he opened the door I was expecting to see All Might everywhere but instead I got a hero mural on the biggest wall with his desk against it. His double bed pushed against his window wall that's painted gray with a few hero action figures on some dark redwood floating shelves. An orange bean bag chair beside a green one both placed in front of his flat screen tv hooked up to his game station. He had a few photos of us as kids and with our parents set on his desk along with his stickered laptop. His notebooks filled two black and dark green bookcases; each placed in a corner of his room.

"When the fuck did you learn to play the guitar?" I asked spotting a black electric guitar with lime green painted cracks sitting on a stand by his bed.

"Last year. Now close the door and sit." He responds.

"Are you finally explaining?"

"Yep. Now hurry the fuck up."

I quickly closed the door and plopped myself into the orange bean bag chair.

"So?"

"Don't freak out. I was never really quirkless. I had to alter everyone's memories to keep you and my mom safe. I was born with a quirk. A vampire quirk. I live off of blood. I can get away with normal food if I've drank blood within the week. I kinda ran out of my blood during the test; which made me go...Um...psychotic. Anyway, I kinda accidentally almost killed you; well I did, for like two seconds before I force fed you my blood and now you're a vampire too." He rushed out. Being friends with the nerd for so long has made me one of the few able to understand his mumbling.

"So your telling me I'm a fucking vampire because you killed me after starving yourself, and you've always had a quirk." I ask my brain, still trying to process everything.

"Um..yes?"

"What the fuck!"

"But at least now, the only things that can kill you are beheading or a wooden stake made from an ancient and extinct tree from America. So we're both basically immortal now. And I won't be alone!" The nerd nervously laughs.

"What. The. Fuck!"

"I'm sorry!" He shouts before looking at the ground and remaining silent.

"So, I'm immortal, I have to drink blood or I go psycho, you lied about being quirkless to everyone. Does All Might know? I died and you brought me back. What the fuck dose that make us now?" I mumbled.

"All might doesn't know, only you and mom. Technically I'm your sire and if you'll still have me, your boyfriend."

"What the fuck is a sire?"

"Don't know. I can give you commands though and you can't fight or disobey them. Your scent now carries a hint of mine. I have to teach you how to feed and stuff. But I'm still learning that myself. Kept my vampiric side suppressed since The Incident in middle school.

"Wait! Did you drain him too!" I shout confused and with a slight headache.

"Yes and no. I was so close to it but you stopped me by blasting an explosion near my ears that stunned me long enough to get the kid out from underneath me. I'm sorry I fucked with your memories." He answered in a ramble, his head down in shame at the end.

"Fuck! Wait, did you say boyfriend?"

"Yeah."

"Then I'm your boyfriend and you're mine. Deal with it!"

"Okay Kacchan."