Love as rich as chocolate ~TodoBaku~

Chapter 38: we talked about this!

Akio Todoroki

I have to admit, I didn't think I'd actually have to consider sticking to my threat to Hiro. I'd expected him to be up and at it well before 4, so I was teasing him more than anything. Was it not normal to get ready extra early for important occasions? I'd have thought he'd want to comb his hair for half an hour and apply a litre of cologne, but...nope, he's passed out in bed, hugging a pillow that he thinks is me. I'm staring down at him with quite a sorry smile, topless and halfway there putting my jeans back on. I could see the bottom of his boxers since the covers were all scrunched up, and they very much tempted me to get back into bed and forget all about tonight, but I knew I'd be ripped a new asshole if I did that, and to be honest I'm quite fond of the one I've got now.

Thus, I slowly picked up the other pillow from Hiro's bed and absolutely went to town on him, battering him with all my might. He groaned and feebly protested, so I switched up my tactic, grabbing hold of one of his legs and yanking as hard as I could, trying to pull him out of the bed. This resulted in me falling right on my ass with a painful thud, as he sat up sleepily and frowned at me being on the floor. I just frowned back and got up, pulling his arm to try and increase his urgency. It was 3:50, and we were to arrive at 5, so I needed to leave here at 4:30 so as not to rush on the icy walk! I can't handle the thought of having to walk quickly on an icy path, so he'd better get his ass moving!

I told him as such, and he grumpily sat up and gave me a hug, probably an attempted negotiation. He was back in that tired phase where he doesn't communicate with words, just really slow actions. It was...absolutely adorable, but also the complete opposite of what I need right now, so I hurried him along to his wardrobe to pick out some fresh clothes. While he was choosing something, I took the chance to get my own t-shirt that he'd stolen back, since I didn't want too many questions from my parents, but more specifically Uncle Denki. He was going to be the wildcard of the evening, of that there was no doubt. He would still as much shit as he could see, so I have to try and not give him too much. I thought it best not to describe my family for Hiro any more, since he'll probably blab on about how cool they sound. I can't ever tell if he's being genuine, or really really stupid.

Anywho, after Hiro had groggily picked out a shirt and some smarter looking jeans, I threw on his hoodie and lingered by the door, trying to usher him along. I wanted to be able to walk over very slowly, mostly so I had as much privacy with him as I could without running the risk of being late. He took another age picking a hoodie to wear out of his seemingly endless collection ("it was really cold in Canada!"), but after a last minute squirt of his delicious cologne, he was ready to go. As he came over to join me at the door, he stopped me reaching out to open it and towered over me, backing me into the wall. He leant down to kiss me with a hand flat by my head, the other respectfully getting a fistful of my rear in its grasp and having a little fun. I eventually pushed him off, enjoying myself yet still eager to go

"C'mon lugnut, we need to go"

"Ok...remind me to pick up where we left off next time we're here, 'kay?"

"You got it~"

"No, I don't, and that's the problem~"

"Babe, there's no time! I would love to, trust me, but I don't want to be late! You won't be able to have any fun once my dad rips my head off!"

"..."

"Ewwww! I thought we talked about the necrophilia!"

"Relaaaax, I'm just fucking with you"

"No, you're not. You're grabbing my hand and opening this goddamn door, we need to go!"

"Alright, alright! Sheesh, what's gotten into you?"

"Not your dick, thanks for mentioning it!"

"If you wanted it, all you had to do was ask!"

"Oh, ok mr "I want cuddles as soon as we get back!""

"We can cuddle while having sex!"

"...I hate how adorable you are"

"That's not what you called me last night~"

"Oh shut up! Seriously, move your ass before we have to rush!"

"I'm going, I'm going!"

Finally I managed to get him out of the door, and we set off at a steady pace towards my house...which it dawned on me that I hadn't been in for two days now. It feels crazy to think how...normal living with Hiro felt to me already,

I noticed as we walked up to the drive that Denki and Toshi's car was already there, so they'd arrived fashionably early, no doubt Denki's doing. It'd been a while since I'd seen either of them, probably early on in summer to be honest. I can't lie, I'm quite nervous about how the evening will go, but one thing is for certain.

I don't care what they think of him
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For the first time in literal months, this is the second chapter I've written in a single day! I had a lot of free time today, so I'm getting on top of this again, hopefully.

Fact of the Day: "I thought we talked about the necrophilia!" is something I never thought I'd ever write anywhere EVER, but here we are.