Vantae:Whalegurl: Taehyung-
Whalegurl: why are your DOGS OUT
ParkJM: wtf am i looking at rn
Jinniejinjin: Tae.
Jinniejinjin: Get your crusty toes out this chat
Vantae: No
SunshineHobi: Nobody wants to see that
Whalegurl: It's okay, I'll cleanse the chat
Whalegurl: Hold up
ParkJM: Oh god
Whalegurl:
SleepyYoongo: Wtf
SleepyYoongo: Where did you get that
Whalegurl: Don't worry about it B)
Whalegurl: I have more, hold uuuuup
Jinniejinjin: I'm scared
Whalegurl: Don't be scared :)
SunshineHobi: That isn't helping
Whalegurl:
Vantae: ... girlVantae: Is that berleezy
Whalegurl: Fuck you mean iS tHaT bErLeEzY
Whalegurl: OBVIOUSLY it's Berlin.
Whalegurl: That man is SO FINE
ParkJM: At least it's not us
Whalegurl: Nah, gimme a sec LMAO
Whalegurl: Y'all aren't safe still
Vantae: Why did you speak
ParkJM: :')
Whalegurl:
Jinniejinjin: ... is your burger RAW?Vantae: NO
Vantae: Why do I look like that 💀
Whalegurl: But wait, there's more
Whalegurl:
SunshineHobi: LMAOOOOLongjeon: why did i get brought into this
Whalegurl: Nobody is safe, even you, sexy
Jinniejinjin: Don't flirt in front of me, it's fucking gross
Jinniejinjin: 🤢
Whalegurl: 😐
Whalegurl: Suck on my dick, Jin
Whalegurl: I don't wanna hear it
Whalegurl: You're eating Namjoon's ass under every post
Jinniejinjin: And I'm tryna to eat his ass fr
Whalegurl: .
ParkJM: ...
Vantae: ....
SleepyYoogno: I'm out
SunshineHobi: Me too, I'm done.
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A Crackfic
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