A Crackfic

J K , J M & J Y D M ' S

ParkJM added Longjeon to the chat

ParkJM added Whalegurl to the chat

ParkJM: JEONGGUK-

Longjeon: Yeah? 

Whalegurl: He is NOT going to save you, Boy!!! 

ParkJM: Oh shit-

ParkJM: Gguk- Just- COME RN PLEASE 

Longjeon: I'm so confused.

ParkJm: Jay is at my house rn! 

ParkJM: And she's gonna BEAT MY ASS-

Longjeon: I-

Whalegurl: Open the MF DOOR LITTLE SNAKE 

ParkJM: JAY STOP BANGING ON MY FUCKING DOOR!!

ParkJM: IM GONNA GET ANOTHER NOISE COMPLAINT 

Whalegurl: Sounds like a YOU PROBLEM 

Longjeon: Am I gonna have to deal with this too?

Whalegurl: Tbh. Probably not.

Longjeon: Okay, cool.

ParkJM: I- WtF? 

Whalegurl: Let me explain the situation.

Whalegurl: I, have been following you and Namjoon for a while.

Whalegurl: And I've been friends with Jimin, Tae, Yoongs, Jin, and Hobi, for years.

Whalegurl: I found out that they all knew you, and never told me.

Whalegurl: And now. Jimin knows Namjoon, and I didn't know.

Whalegurl: So I'm going to BEAT HIM UP FOR BEING A SNAKE AND NOT TELLING ME

ParkJM: Listen-

Whalegurl: Food will not work this time.

ParkJM: ... Food for a week? 

Whalegurl: ....

ParkJM: ...... A month..? 

Whalegurl: Okay.

Longjeon: ... Do I still have to come over, or..

ParkJM: If you want, ig you can.

Whalegurl: Are you gonna open the door, or not Jimin

ParkJM: ... Tch.