I live on our GAY planet Pluto. Get on my mf level.
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It's my mf turn-
Jay. My bitch. My girl. My Hoe.
My smile? Mf ALWAYS BITCH. You know why? Because of that bitch. She NEVER fails to bring a smile to my face. She's been there for everything. She helped me come out, like. She was the FIRST I told about being gay.
I was so fucking nervous, fidgeting n shit. I told her and she said 'Okay'.
I was like... bitch, tf you mean oKaY?
But she didn't care at all that I was gay. She didn't call me disgusting, or anything. And when people did, she'd tell them t.f.OFF. I just looked at her, and was smirking because that's my BITCH, y'know? Like goddamn, Jay, you didn't have to go that fucking hard.
Like- she roasted the FUcK outta people, it was the funniest shit ever.
Anyways. Jay has always been there for me. She's the reason I even came out at all, the reason why I'm comfortable with my sexuality, and I can't thank her dumb ass enough. We make the dumbest jokes, and it's the greatest thing ever.
We could be a comedian duo, like.. My cheeks? Fucking QUAKING, at how much we laugh together. Like holy shit, I cannot with her, like, FUCK.
But I love her.
Fuck her up, and I'm gonna have to call my boys, and we're gonna roast tf outta y'all.
Comments:
Whalegurl: AMSKNSKS FUUUCK-
ParkJM: STRAIGHT UP, TAE
Jinniejinjin: PERIOOOOOD!! GET Y'ALL UGLY ASSES TF OUTTA HERE, UGH, Y'ALL SO MF UGLY
Sunshine: LOUDER FOR THE BITCHES IN THE BACK
SleepyYoongo: Mfs ain't SHIT!
Jinniejinjin: @SleepyYoongo THE MF RATCHET POPPED OUT, YAS YOONGI
