Oneshots

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Scenario: The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime

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Satoru Gojo was known for being an odd one, mostly laid back, and would occasionally pull a few pranks. 

But when it came to his students, more accurately Yuji Itadori, the blindfolded man had an entire revolution planned against the higher ups.

So, what was he doing at a closed shopping mall?

Stealing of course!

Why?

He loved the thrill of getting passed security guards and rooms that had the little red lasers that sounded the alarm!

But mostly, the success of getting his desired object home!

All this, and without even using  cursed energy!

He grinned as he thought of the prize in he had store. He knew this was a stupid idea, but he had heard a rumor that a large amount of cash was stashed in the back room.

He wasn't big on stealing money since Nanami had that department covered.

But, tonight was different!

He couldn't wait to get his hands on it!

Gojo peeked through the opening in the vent to make sure the coast was clear before he jumped down. He quietly made his way through the main store and into the back room, he searched every corner of the room until he found a safe behind a picture.

'Jackpot!'

He stared at the safe for a minute, noticing it didn't have any sort of code. It felt off but he shook the thought away as he opened it.

Sadly, what he didn't think about was that an alarm was attached to it.

He cursed himself for being so stupid and ran back into the main part of the store.

He knew this was going to be a close call when he heard footsteps coming closer from somewhere outside the store.

He just had to get back to the vent and he was set.

He climbed on top of the shelves and pulled himself back up into the vent, this wasn't a graceful get away but it would do.

He scrambled through the twists and turns of the vent and up to the roof where he had a rope waiting, the same one he had used it to get inside. The rope fell down into an alleyway full of boxes and other junk, so hopefully no one would see him.

Gojo pulled himself out of the vent and looked for the rope.

The blindfolded man took one last look behind him before he climbed down the side of the building. After stepping on solid ground, he pulled on the rope until it fell down beside him and gathered it up.

'Dammit! I should've seen that one coming! Oh man, Nanami is going to be pissed.'

He sat down behind a stack of boxes with a huff, Nanami had warned him about coming here. But he didn't see anything wrong. It was a shopping mall after all! He thought it was going to be easy!

Apparently, they're smarter than he is. In this case.

Hopefully no one saw him, he didn't need any description about him on the news, and he had deactivated the security cameras when he went in so that wouldn't be an option for them either.

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of police cars coming in the direction of the mall, he stood up with a sigh and walked through the alleyway. He tried to seem as casual as possible.

No one was around when he made it to the entrance so of course, like every civilized being...

He booked it.

It didn't take long to get back to his boyfriend's apartment, and when he came in without extra cash in his pocket..well let's just say, he barely made it out to see the light of day again.