Ryan's diary
Dear Benny-boo,
You know how hard I worked the previous night to teach my stupid teacher a lesson. I have a headache now. My hard work was ruined before my own eyes and I couldn't do anything about it. Today, my day was really bad. Certainly, Truly bad.
Your friend,
Ryan
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The night before
Ryan turns around to be face to face with the sleeping Alan.
He was wheezing softly.
"Oh, Ronaldo!" He says softly.
Ryan feels movement on top of his toes.
It was Dexter.
"I'm gonna trash Ryan" Dexter grumbles.
Ryan narrows his eyes.
So, that's what he does in his sleep.
Why is this night so long? Ryan sighs.
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"No! Mom, I'm sorry. I'll be a good boy. Please don't make me wear diapers! I swear I won't annoy you ever again! Noo!!"
Ryan opens his eyes and blinks twice. He turns around and sees Alan whimpering beside him.
"Oh, my Ronaldo's house!" Alan chirps in his sleep.
"He's dreaming of Ronaldo again" Ryan mumbles.
He tries to shift to a sitting position only to realize someone is lying on his legs. He raises his head and spots dexter below them. There was a joyful smile on the sleeping boy's face.
Ryan touches Alan's head with his hands and gently starts to pull his hair.
"Oh, Ronaldo. It feels so amazing. Oh my dear" Alan chitters again.
"Are you sure it's Ronaldo, not Ryanaldo?" Ryan queries.
"I'm pretty sure his name is Ronaldo" Alan replies, boldly. He was still asleep.
"Okay then" Ryan smirks.
He pulls Alan's hair with force, causing Alan's arousal.
"What are you doing here?!" Alan asks, looking at Ryan with disbelief.
"Told ya it's Ryanaldo, not Ronaldo." Ryan shrugs.
Alan tries to get off the bed and feels the weight on his legs. He pushes Dexter off of him, gets off the bed and enters the bathroom.
"Now it's his turn," Ryan says, gazing at the slumbering redhead.
He pushes Dexter slightly and frees his legs.
He crawls closer to him.
he puts his hand on his neck and starts to tickle him.
"Princess, stop it" Dexter giggles. " Ah, you have such soft hands." He adds, holding Ryan's hand against his cheeks.
"So, he's lost in his utopia. I'll be more than happy to ruin it" He says to himself.
"Are you sure it's a princess?" Ryan whispers.
"Of course, I'm sure" Dexter replies.
"What if it's Alan in disguise?" Ryan inquires.
"No, Alan's not pretty"
"Maybe it's just makeup," Ryan tells his friend.
"Shut up," Dexter says.
Let me ruin his delightful dream. Ryan smiles, mischievously.
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Worthless Diary
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