If you were wondering 8 knows inkling but can't speak it fluently enough yet (also I don't know how being trans and binders and stuff like that works so if I mention stuff and I get it wrong please feel free to enlighten me in the comments) 8 does get clothes that's what he's doing wist the drama commences
Btw this is what Ira look's like.
Also brackets are thinking .My photo please do not use anywhere else ☺️
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3's POV
"So where do you want to go first" I ask
"I don't know, I don't think I have been shopping before In my life" says 8
"oh yeah, sorry, I forgot about that" I say
"no no it's fine really" 8 replies
"we can go over there first then" I say as we enter the shop
"pick out thing's you like. You'll probably also need PJ's""HEY 3,8!" Someone shouts
"who? Oh hi 4!" Says 8
"sup 8" replies 4 "what yo doing 3?"
"Buying clothes for 8" I reply
"oooo cool! Can I join"
"no" I start
"sure😊" 8 interrupts
(ahhh why's he so cute)
"fine but I'm not paying for your stuff" I say
"YAY" says 4
(oh god what have I done)
"Ooo that's nice" say's 8 pointing to a cluster of jacket's
"witch one?" I ask
"one that" he says
"you mean that one?" I ask
"I guess it's said difrently in my first language" 8 replies
"ok give me it then, I'll carry it" I say
"hey the other day I accidentally bought two of the same shirt and there both too big for me do u two want them" 4 asks
"I don't want your jun-" I start
"sure☺️, if it's fine with 3" 8 interrupts
(cod he's too cute I can't say no to that)
"..fine" I say
(aaaaaaaaah! why can't you just say no to the octo bean-wait wat)
"😏 why'd u change your answer 3 😏" asks 4 as 8 seems to be confused
"AGEN- 4 please refrain from inking using slang around 8 he doesn't understand" I say
"3 you are using posh words I don't think he understands that either" she replies"HOLD UP-that u [3's real name] , oh my cod I haven't seen you since high school, actually that's a lie.." says someone
"who?" I qweshon
"fish please, you dum, you good, your brain working, I saw you like a month ago" the purple tentacled inking says
"oooh, Sory ira" I reply
"what are you doing you don't like shopping?" Ira's been my friend since I went through hell in middle school
"buying clothes for a friend"
"OH MY COD YOU ATACHALY MADE FRIEND'S ON YOUR WEIRD CAMPING TRIP" she shouts with a big grin on her face
"ARE THEY HOT!"
"w-what aren't you a Lesbian" i say
"who said I was asking for me😏, plus you seem to have forgotten your my bisexual bff" she replies
"IRA PLEASE! he's write here!" I reply
"omg 3, she's amazing. I met u yesterday but I'm already deducted to making fun of u" 4 states
"LET'S TEAM UP" ira screems
"oh no not 3 people making fun of me, Marie and ira were anoth" I say covering my mouth
"omg Marie as in squid sisters!! How you know them!!" Ira fangrils
"your acting just like 8 right now" I say
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM!" She continues
"I have something in common with them, that's all I can say" I reply
"wow very descriptive 3" sarcastically say's 4 "did Marie allow you to explain more, because I sure as hell know captain didn't let me" I reply with a smirk
"no but you could have used a better excuse" state's 4
"wait you know them to!?" Ira gasps
"yeah? what about it" asks 4
"FOUR YOU MAY BE THE MOST UNCULTURED PERSON I HAVE EVER MET, EVEN MY CHEATING EX NEW MORE THAN YOU!" I yell"hold up I recognize that Voice" someone says
"oh samo- I'm about to splat a dude" I say losing my cool.
ira restrains me tells 4 "you and.."
"8"
"thank you, you and 8 go do what you were doing, Andrew here need to cool off we'll catch up with yo-"
"YOU PEICE OF FRIED OCTAVIO!" I yell,
4 & 8 crack up laughing ,whilst Ira and my ex stand their confused
"YOU PEICE OF METAL JUNK!" I screem
causing 4 to join the confused gang and 8 lathes harder
"I mean that's one way to deal with trama" he says
"YOU HAVE TRAMA" Ira and my ex respond "meh, understandable" 4 shrugs
"what the-" ira says8's POV
"I STILL WANNA SCWASH YOUR FACE" 3 says
"o-okay.. we're going go now.." 4 says
"Ira can I have your number""it's in my pocket my hands are full" Ira replies
"thank you we'll meet up at the cash register 3's paying for 8's stuff
"I take it this is 3" Ira says pointing at 3 as he wiggles around
"why do you all have numbers"
"do I look like I know" says 4
"yes" Ira replies
"well you need to get your eyes checked then" 4 responded
"I don't know my real name so 8 is my name for now" I add
"Why 8?" Ira asks"Like that's such an arbitrary number, like I understand that it goes 1234 but then it skips to 8 that is so random"
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