✓Someday

F.LE.A.S

"FLEAS? That's the name of the organization?" I asked Harper, one of the people that helped kidnap me. "Of course! I used to work with the Yiga Clan, they sucked. The only good thing there was the bananas." She said, her mouth full of banana. I cringed. "What does it stand for?" I asked her. She finished her banana and threw the peel to the ground, "Fuzzy Little Evil Animal Squad."

"AHHHH!" I suddenly heard someone scream. Harper took her sword out, "LU! What did I tell you about coming in while I'm threatning the prisoner!?" She told him, sword on his mask. "I don't know! You say a lot of things! I just slipped on a banana peel! Man, who would leave those lying around?"

Harper retreated her sword. "Gosh, you can't let me have a little fun can you?" She rolled her eyes. "What's going on in here?!" A man came in, it was their boss. "Someone's in trouble." I muttered to myself.

"Nothing, sir." Harper said.

"Banana attacking, sir!" Said Lu. Harper looked annoyed, even her body language gave it away. He picked up the banana peel and inspected it. He smelt it, "Harper, this is your peel."

"Gotta go, byeee!" Harper ran out the door and dropped another banana peel. Smart.

Then they went after her, both slipping stupidly on the poor yellow peel. "HARPER!....OW! HARPER!!!!!!"

"Ouch! Not again..." Lu said. "I'll make it up to you, butt."

I sighed, as entertaining as this was, it was starting to get old, tied to this chair.

Link POV

I had searched every nook and cranny of Hyrule, but Y/N was still no where to be found. "Still feeling down?" I heard Denise's voice. "I can't find her. Of course I'm still feeling down." I sighed. "Maybe...just maybe...if I could work up the courage to-"

"Try drowsing her."

"What?"

"Try drowsing her."

"That was a thing way back when," I said, brushing the idea off.

Denise smirked, "Ready to go on another adventure, hero? To save the one you love?"

"Zelda's not in danger."

CUT.

"What was that my dude?"

"I dunno. Thought it would be funny."

TRY AGAIN, FROM THE TOP!

Denise smirked, "Ready to go on another adventure, Hero? To save the on you love?"

I nodded, "Let's get started."

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A/N: What'd you think? How should Link save Y/N? Will Link save Y/N? Who is the leader of the FLEAS? Who will-

Harper: What the heck are you doing?

I'm narrating, what's it look like?

Harper: *Takes bite out of banana* You're crazy

OwO