There's Gonna Be Carnage (Carnage Male Reader X Helluva Boss)

Spring Broken

(Yay another note before the first sentence of the story, It's in Y/N's POV)

I'm with The I.M.P Van driving threw The City to go to the Headquarters while Blitzø is randomly blasting music and Carnage fucking hates it so does Moxxie

Blitzø:I love this song!

While Blitzø is mis-saying the lyrics Carnage throws random Imps just to throw them across the city, Millie gets on the window and sees City while the song stopped playing, a familiar car shows up and almost drives us off the Parking lot road

Blitzø: HOLY SHIT! Oh you suck for life do ya! (On Megaphone ) Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your dick out of my parking spot... (Without Megaphone) Oh shit! Verosika!

Verosika:Blitzo

Blitzø:I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is... THREE RINGS DOWN!

Verosika:And i should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts

Y/N:Blitzø don't tell me you kidnapped a kid

Blitzø:Oh yeah? I'm surprised to let your fat ass out of rehab! I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelze juice bottle like it's the last cock in hell!

Verosika:They let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups, So your sister says hi.

Blitzø:Why are you parking here? This is the only parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika:Actually prick it has my name on it. I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted me to come in this week to lead their team during Spring Break.

Blitzø:A Week! No No you are not parking here for a fucking week!

Verosika:Oh you mad Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal
(Blitzø also says this) their car and run three races. Max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons!

Blitzø:God Damnit whore! You will not let that go!

Verosika:Choke on a sandpaper cock

Blitzø:Hold On! You better move that Pussy Wagon right now or I'm gonna-

???:You'll What?

Blitzø:Or I'll um I-ll call HR!

They all randomly start laughing like if it's a sitcom that you would watch on a random Channel

Verosika:Anyway meet my new hellhound, Vortex unlike you he actually does his job well. Tata fuck stain (Then she walks away to the building)

Blitzø:Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Loona:You know Verosika Mayday?

Blitzø:Huh? Oh yeah we dated

Millie:Was it before or after she became a popstar?

Moxxie:You dated a popstar?!

Blitzø:Okay why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Loona:Hel-lo it's Verosika Mayday.

Mille:It's you?

Moxxie:I just- Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage.