C.H.E.R.U.B

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Cletus:Well howdy I'm Cletus welcome to heaven! If you did something good to get here and good people and good people deserve to give loved ones, special blessings

Then the jingle starts playing Me and Carnage aren't interested in that and we start thinking what to do

Y/N:So what do you want to do in this boring ass place?

Carnage:Don't know maybe start actually try to complete something in your useless life

Y/N:I'm kinda wondering how long you can spend without a host

Carnage:Around 2-3 hours. Also why do you want to kno-

Y/N:Great to Here that's going my bucket list Alright back to doing what we do

Then the TV explodes after hearing a annoying TV Ad which I'll most likely do the same suddenly every thing starts shaking like crazy

Loona:Guys do you feel that?

Blitzø:Oh shit is that a hell shake?

Moxxie:That's possible?

Millie:All right don't panic Moxxie!

Moxxie:I'm not panicking because hell quakes don't happen.

Loona:Stop getting hysterical fatty!

Then slaps Moxxie into the Wall just to crushed by a Boulder of Arms and followed by a interesting man

???:Do not be afraid!

Carnage:The fuck is he doing here

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Carnage:The fuck is he doing here

Blitzø:Please tell me you got that insurance thing.

Millie:Who are you and what do you want?

Loopty:I an Loopty Goopty. Dastardly inventor of all things loopy of loofish!

Loona:Could have just used the door dude, doesn't need to be this whole thing.

Loopty:I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric shit!

Blitzø just sniffing Loopty then gets a random smell apparently due to him being just dead

Blitzø:Ah this old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?

Loopty :Yes! Moments ago in fact, which is what brought me here!

Loona:Just saying, the front door would have gotten you here fine-

Loopty:Shut up dear furry! This is the man I'm gonna need you to kill.

Loopty:Shut up dear furry! This is the man I'm gonna need you to kill

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