There's Gonna Be Carnage (Carnage Male Reader X Helluva Boss)

Joining I.M.P

(Takes Place Before the Pilot)

Y/N is walking by in someplace in hell as he talks to Carnage in his mind eventually he stops by a building.

(Carnage's Mind:Go In)

(Y/N's Mind:Why?)

(Carnage's Mind: It's getting boring in this place hurry up and go in)

Y/N goes in the building and walks up to the elevator before Carnage takes over his foot and breaks the elevator door open

The Imp looks around and sees Y/N slowly transforming into Carnage and bites the Imp's head clean off

Carnage spits out the skull and goes back into Y/N as he just holds it and steps on the dead body the elevator opens as he drags the corpse

Y/N walks by and see's a room called "I.M.P" with a sign on it saying. "Lockign four new wroker!" With a little drawing on it. Y/N decides to go in

When Y/N goes in the room to see one hellhound on her phone and he ignores it as he goes into the "Boss" room

Y/N see's an Imp with long ass horns with a tacky looking suit he looks up and wonders why he's here

Blitzø:Hello! My name is Blitzø the O is silent, are you looking for a person to kill?

Y/N:No looking for the job with the awful sign?

Blitzø:HA! "It won't work" my ass Mox!

Y/N:Cool, Cool, so how does this place work

Blitzø:I.M.P is a place where people from the living world come here and ask us to get rid of people up there. And that's business.

Y/N:Okay well, I would like the job

Blitzø:I have to ask you some questions like for a example do you any experience with killing.

Y/N:That's the reason why I got here, and also a cannibal.

Blitzø:Well that's great! Now can you shoot a weapon?

Y/N:Don't do that type of stuff do it the old style by knife. Also here's a little gift

Y/N puts the skull on his desk and left the dead body next to him as Blitzø looks on with amaze

Blitzø:Alright that's a great deal. Now what's your name?

Y/N: Y/N Kasady it's with a K not a C

Blitzø:Alright Kas you are hired, you can meet the other employees in the other room now we wait for the next cash grab!

Y/N:Alright.

Y/N enters the next room and finds two Imps one of the then shooting pictures as the other is with a axe and spinning it around.

Y/N just walked in and when he walks in the Imp who was shooting an arrow accidentally shoots Y/N and he slams into the wall.

Moxxie:Oh my!

Y/N:Oh you motherfucker.

Moxxie:I am so sorry!

Y/N:Tell Shadow, fuck you for pissing-

Y/N faints as Moxxie and Millie rush to Y/N, Moxxie gets there first he turns Y/N over and he wakes up and punches Moxxie across the room and into the wall.

Y/N:Well that's what you get for that you cucker.

Millie pulls out the Axe and tries slicing him as Y/N jumps out of the way, Millie tries again as Y/N just grabs the Axe

Y/N:I'm not here to fucking kill you, I'm the new employee dumb ass.

Millie:Oh- Sorry about that.

Y/N:Is that the way this company fucking introduces new workers?

Y/N walks away and puts Moxxie up after that he punches him again and sends across the table and just lifts him and slaps him on his back

Y/N:Tell me when the fuck the next job is