Randomness from Mrs random queen

Break breakfast

Ok so I was pooping and my dad was all like "COME DOWN HERE" and I was all like "IM POOPING!!!" and he was like "COME DOWN HERE AND EAT ITS BREAKFAST!!" And I just screamed in my head. He's soooo annoying!!!!! And then I come downstairs and I get two pieces of bacon, a cutie and three strawberries. and I'm just like wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf U TOLD ME TO FLIPPING COME DOWN HERE AND YOU LEAVE ME CRUMBS!?! Meanwhile they all had 4 pieces of bacon EACH an egg EACH and the other 3/4 of the plate of fruit. What happened to children first. These are the steps to kicking you out of the house. Im pretty sure they are. What a wonderful way to start spring break. I'm pretty sure I'm going to stay in my room for the rest of they day on my wonderful device called a phone. And when it dies I have my second most wonderful device my DS. Haha bet ta thought I would of said computer. No. My sister gave me her college computer and I'm pretty sure it's from the 90's it takes forever. I used to play roblox on it but it was so slow that I'd freeze and then when it decided to stop freezing I was dead. Like literally dead, I played murder games. And when it didn't freeze I didn't have w mouse and it made the characters look like they were in a wall but in reality I'm just running into the wall while everyone's shouting my name and hoard of them come but with the sheriff in front and shoot me. And I type really fast and when I type it loads slowly. Like sometimes I'd say something and it would be like "Oh hey nice hair it looks cute." it's would turn out ""Ohhs noxr hspt ot lookd cytr." and then the person would be like "Wtf" and run from me. Anyways. Enjoy life. Gudbye.
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