Randomness from Mrs random queen

TODAY

JUNE 3

So we had the annual Teachers vs. 6th Graders baseball game today but nobody was paying attention and I grabbed a piece of grass and poked my friend Ramsey and she thought it was a bug and she was like "OH MY GOD SOMETHING BIT ME!" And she started searching the floor and the boys came over and they were like "Hey what's moving?" And they pointed at this moving little black spot and then it came out of the grass and it was a pincher bug and Ransey started screaming and I was cracking up and so was Ashleey since it was just the grass. And before Ramsey completely flipped I showed her the grass and I was like "It was just grass!!" And she started laughing. And then she was like "You meanie! You scared me!" And people actually believed it. Then I asked Ramsey after a while and I was like "Dare me to do it to a guy?" And she was like "Omg yes." and I was like "Who?" And she was like "DO IT TO COLE." and he was standing so I quietly stood up and poked his neck with grass then quickly sat down then j stood up again since he didn't move and the. I did it again and he flinched and turned around and I started laughing but then he picked up some grass from the ground and tried to throw it in my hair. So I started screaming and running because when stuff gets in my hair it's hard to get out. Then Maceo fell on the floor and everyone started yelling "Elise your dad is on the floor." because we had to make Father's Day card and draw our dads and mine looked like him so now everyone says he's my dad. And then after Cole stopped chasing me Ramsey dared me to do it to Ryan and I tried but then he turned around since I kept snickering. Then Ramsey dared me to do it Gigi but then he kept standing and sitting so I was like "Okay I give up." Then started walking back. And Maceo was nearby so I kept walking and randomly brushed the grass on his neck and said "Ow" for some reason. And then I still had the grass in my hand so I have it to Ashleey and then she tried to give it to me and then dumped it over Maceo's head and onto his desk. and for about 2 minutes he did t even notice and then asked "Hey why is there grass?" Then we made rollercoasters out of A page of Poster board, scissors, tape, and marbles. And all of a sudden I see Maceo fall on the floor right next to me while I'm finishing up the roller coaster and he just stared as I made it. And eventually I was like "Umm, do you wanna see it?" And he was like "Uh yeah sure." and then I grabbed the marble and showed him and he was like "Oh that's cool, you guys did great, it looks awesome." And I was like "Thanks you're guys looks good too. •-•" and in my mind I was like "Please leave I will get shipped." and junk