Red's Disastrous Life

Christmas Stupidity Part 1

Finally back to the present, in a very large mansion, Red and his friends are having a hangout in the large house managed by Dawn's family.

"A week break is what we need. Isn't that right Lucas?" Barry expresses his joy over the day off.

There is no response, he is still eating. Suddenly there is a sound of a door that is opened.

"We're back!" Red, Ethan, and Hilbert came back from outside, accompanied by four people.

"I'll grab the pump. You five set up the equipment." Ethan goes upstairs.

Red and the other go to the backyard. The backyard is very large.

"Hilbert, watch the pool, Yamadanuki, prepare the water hose!" Red goes to grab a bucket while waiting for Ethan for the pump.

Ethan then comes back with a pump.  They then inflate the pool with air while Red, Yamadanuki, Maru, Ken, and Pepo brought some water-filled buckets.

"I got this one, you four grab a surfing board, skateboard, and skates." Red then proceeds to fill the pool with water.

"Red! Look what we found!" Red look to see Ken and Pepo bringing a huge slingshot.

"Perfect! Put it in front of the pool!" Red is still filling up the pool with water.

After hours of preparation, the pool is ready with the slingshot in front of the pool and a ramp behind the slingshot. They are ready to launch a person to the pool with the power of a slingshot, supported by wheels.

"What are you three doing and aren't you four the ones we met back in Gian Pizza?" Calem arrived at the backyard.

"We're launching Ethan first!" said Hilbert which Ethan objects.

"WHY ME?!" Ethan shouts.

"Just deal with it!" said Ken.

"Calem, can you pull the slingshot? We're launching this guy to the pool!" Red asks him.

Red is lifting Ethan's arm while Hilbert is taking off his shoes to put the skates on his foot. Ethan keeps on retaliating that the four must help by holding him.

"Cal, what are you doing and what are you seven doing there? Who are you four?!" Serena questioned their activity.

"We're launching this guy! There are kids that died in the coal mine the last time we did this!" said Yamadanuki.

"Hopefully no children will die in the coal mines. Even if we got nothing to do with the coal mine itself." expresses Red.

"Try launching Brendan! That guy really hates getting his clothes dirty!" Ethan gives a suggestion.

"Good idea! Ken, Pepo, grab Brendan here! He'll have the best time of his life!" said Red sarcastically.

They are ready to launch Ethan. Ethan is holding on to the surfboard while standing with skates on. 

"GO!" Red signals them to release the slingshot that holds Ethan.

They launched Ethan but he falls on his back before reaching the ramp.

"Oww... My back!" Ethan gets back up with help from the gang.

Calem pulls the slingshot again to launch the next person. It is too heavy for him that he ends up falling with the slingshot going back to its starting position.

"We're launching you next hillbilly!" Ethan holds Hilbert's arm while the Yamadanuki and Maru put the skates on both of his feet.

Hilbert also retaliates but not as crazy as to how Ethan retaliates.