Red's Disastrous Life

Cultural Festival Planning

-Class-

"Alright, today all you maggots are going to plan for the cultural festival next week! I don't care what it is but get it done!" Mr. Popo announces the class activities.

Class rep Serena goes to the front and starts discussing with the whole class.

"What should we do for next week? Any ideas guys?" She asked the whole class.

"An all-you-can-eat barbecue!" one student said.

"Unique rock display!" another student said.

"A play!"

"A cross-dressing maid cafe!"

"50,000 folded crane!"

"A haunted house!"

The students give ideas while the class rep herself writes down the ideas.

"Who wants to do the barbeque buffet?" she asked the whole class.

Not a lot of people raise their hands since they can't be the one eating it.

"Unique rock display?" she asked again which gave little response.

"How about a play?" she kept on asking.

Most of the class raised their hands up. As for the cross-dress cafe, most girls loved the idea of it. Only a few people would choose the crane. The haunted house has lots of voters. 

"Looks like the play has the most votes so we'll be doing a play. Does anyone have a story for the play? Please come forward if you do!" she asked the whole class.

One person stood up to the front and takes out his notes that contain the story he wants.

"The land of the samurai. There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name. Now, the world has entered a Great Pirate Era! By a twist of fate, our hero Fred ate a Wave-Wave fruit, gained a perm, decided to solve all his problems with money, and left on a journey to find the Pirate King's treasure."

"On his journey, he met a girl by the name of Miko who is looking for all the wish-granting ball. On their journey, they met a glasses monster and calls them Shinpachu. They worked together and defeated the terrifying evil demon king, and two years later, the three of them reunited at the Sabaody Archipelago and were about to take the World Chunin Hunter Hero Exam but... There's no way we can use this!" She told the whole class after reading the story.

"We're not going to be allowed with this kind of story. Any other stories? This one is very unclear!" she told her opinion.

"Can you go to the next few pages? I have another story." He told her and then she goes to few more pages to read the story.

"No Smoking! The world government prohibits smoking that one policeman suffers. The policeman Rozo decides to go to Planet Mamek, the mass producer of cigarettes to smoke cigarettes."

"As Rozo arrives there, he goes around the planet that has been massively decimated to look for civilization. Rozo finds the last civilization and finds out that the last tobacco farmer and the maker have been slain by an evil space tyrant who goes by the name Breeza. Rozo then goes to his planet and killed Breeza and he gave Rozo the slimy balls that could grant any slimy wish if all 7 are collected. He saw Doku mourning Trillin's death and decides to collect all 7 to revive Trillin."

"Doku tags along with Rozo to hunt down Celin who has the rest of the slimy balls. Rozo finds Celin and kills him. As they are about to call the wish, Doku decides not to revive Trillin for stupid reasons. Rozo then decides to revive the Mamekian tobacco farmer. Rozo and the Mamekian go back to Planet Mamek. He takes him to his son but the boy and his grandfather got angry since the father is covered in slime. They both beat up Rozo very badly that he repented from smoking." she finally finished reading the whole story.

"We can't use this either. Any other ideas?" she asked.

For some reason, this guy's notebook is filled with a bunch of stories that includes parodies and unwanted stuff. She kept on reading until she found one story that made her and the whole class laughed.

"Why don't we use this? This is perfect!" she finally chose a story.

The whole class shouted happily until an idiot accidentally breaks a piece of furniture in the class.

"WHO JUST BROKE RULE SIX?!" Mr. Popo shouted immediately and threw the idiot out of the window.

Imma wrap up the chapter here. Comments, votes, suggestions are appreciated.