Red's Disastrous Life

The Gang's Formation

The gangs started to walk together in a massive numbers.

"This sure sucks!" complained one person.

"I know right!" said another.

"I can barely go anywhere!" more people complain.

"It's better to be safe than sorry." said one person quietly.

Meanwhile in Gian Pizza

"How many people do we have already?" asked the pink hair trap who just arrived at Hercule City.

"We have 13 members so far." answered the vice-leader.

"Is this some important meeting? Mind if I join?" asked a random person younger than the two.

"Aren't you Reginald Ronicky Tracy Alousus Socrity Yanni Sunshine Bullnerd?" asked Red who had just come from the counter.

"How did you know my full embarrassing name?" asked Bullnerd.

"Whatever it is please keep it a secret. I'll do anything!" Bullnerd begged to their toes.

"Looks like we have our fourteenth member." said Red as the other two welcomed him to the new gang.

On the school rooftop, afterschool

Fourteen members are on the spot ready to make an introduction out of themselves.

"Y'all know me as the leader of this unnamed gang. We all know that this leader substitution can't be trusted because he is a coward who only cares about himself. Y'know, the money made from the duel betting. As Adolf Hitler once said, if we want to start colonizing stuff, we must take back our stolen lands. So if we want to start a war and attack the Baram Alliance, we have to keep on successfully repelling their attacks! We don't need a name! We need a purpose! This is our purpose! ARE YOU ALL WITH ME?" everyone behind yelled loudly during Red's speech, supporting the formation of this new gang.

"Does that logic even makes sense?" asked one person quietly.

"Red, what are you up to this time?" Leaf whispered to herself from the ground.

"Y'all know me as Yamadanuki. From now on, I am Uratanuki, the person who was appointed as the vice-leader by the boss himself. If you ask me whether I like cats or dogs better, I like cats better. We both know each other for a long time, and our mission is to relive the old days. Nanamori, Jel, Satomi, Colon, Rinu, Root, we'll be taking them back from the Baram Alliance!" everyone in the back shouted at Urata's speech.

"I'm wondering if the Root he mentions is the Root I've met somewhere before?" Ethan whispered to himself.

"Y'all know me as Maru, but it ends today. From now on I'm Shima. The fourth child of a rich family. Letting you guys know, I sit every time I use the toilet." everyone stays silent on Shima's speech.

"Why would you even tell us about that?" one person commented quietly.

"What are you doing? I'm not even done ye..." Shima was thrown aside by the next person.

"I AM SAKATA, NOT KEN ANYMORE! MY TARGET IS COLON AND RINU. ME AND SENRA WILL DEFINITELY END THE SKIRMISHES THE FOUR OF US ALWAYS HAD! Even if I completely forgot why did we even start fighting in the first place." Sakata's shouting was heard throughout the school neighborhood.

"Is he an idiot?" asked one person on the ground.

"Maybe." commented another person.

"WITH THIS NEW GANG FORMED, WE WILL TAKE THE LIVES OF EVERY PERSON THAT IS IN THE BARAM ALLIANCE, AND TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN!" Sakata continues to shout.

"That person will definitely get arrested." said another guy on the ground.

"My name is not Pepo anymore, but Senra." said Senra.

"That's it?" whispered one of the audience quietly.

"You basically said everything I just wanted to say." said Senra to Sakata.

Then Naruse, disguised as a student of the school steps up.

"Is that a girl? How jealous!" commented many people on the ground.

"My name is Naruse!" everyone was shocked when he let out his voice that reveals his actual gender.

Naruse is always mistaken for a girl for his appearance and cross-dressing hobby.

"If there will be another skirmish between Sakata Senra and Colon Rinu, I will make sure to butt in if another person decides to butt in." Naruse continues with his speech.

Basically, Naruse wants to take down Nanamori before dealing with Jel, just like the old days when Sakata and Senra always fought Colon and Rinu whenever they meet.

Then the rest goes, including Reggie Bullnerd. Everyone questions, why would the most infamous school bully like Bullnerd join a gang.

A little background about Bullnerd, he is a bully that caused at least 100 students to commit suicide. 

"What the fuck are you doing here maggots?!" the people on the roof can hear Mr. Popo trying to stop someone from entering the roof.

He failed miserably as the two-person entered the roof.

"My name is Araki!" said the kinda long red-haired guy

"My name is Sou!" said the light-brown hair guy.

They both introduced themselves at the same time. They both wanted to fight Jel just like in the old times.

"The sixteen of you, get the fuck home before I rape you all!" Mr. Popo threatens all of them.

Mr. Popo once introduced himself to the whole class by telling them that he is their potential rapist. Fortunately, he hasn't done that to anyone during this school year. Everyone ended up getting away from the school before they get into trouble.

On the streets, many members of Da Families got attacked by members of the Baram Alliance in groups. But fortunately, they successfully repelled their attacks. On the other side, Red has gotten more members in his gangs such as his two old friends Araki and Sou, and also the legend, Eating Mike Tyson's Ass. He is not referred to as Mike Tyson but as Eating Mike Tyson's Ass.

Because of Eating Mike Tyson's Ass's popularity, they can collect funds from donations that for some reason they need, very quickly in just a few hours. Or, that's what they thought.

Meeting in Red's house

"We still need more money to win this. Looks like this is where you'll play your role Bullnerd." said Red.

"You're gonna need to extort people for their money!" Red orders Bullnerd.

"Alright boss!" said Bullnerd.

"If we can convince Lord Garox to join, that could help with our fundings." advised Shima.

"Why do we need money?" Ethan asked.

"In this state, we'll never be able to win the war. You'll see how we'll fight once we got the necessary funds." answered Urata.

"We'll continue funding for victory tomorrow. The meeting is over!" Red ended today's meeting.

Gotta wrap up the chapter. Votes, comments, and suggestions are appreciated.