AOT Promise To Love

Lęvį & Egg €artøns

Me: SPECIAL ANNOUCNEMENT! PLS DO TAKE ACKNOWLEGMENT!

Levi: OI! Today is easter eve day got it? I hope you still reading this or thats 50 laps got it?!

Me: ALSO SEASON JUST STARTED TODAY! April 4! And if you watched A Slap On Titan, The first episode of the second season is out!! YYYAAAAAAYYYYY I CAN'T WAIT! ALSO IF YOU NEVER SEEN THE PARODY YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT! IT'S HILARIUOS!
NOW ON TO THE STORY!
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Levi P.O.V

Here I was at krogers. Yes fucking krogers. Looking for some eggs. My phone rung and I relucatnly answered it.

"Hello?" I asked holding my cold expression.

"Levi, I hope you get plenty of eggs! Hanji told me we should have an easter egg hunt tomorrow! I will get some as well." Ewrin informed me.

"Tch. Whatever eyebrows. Hai." I hissed looking at the brown carton.

It looked sooooo filthy! I would literally make the store manager do fifty laps and clean ALL the cartons until I could see myself.

"Tch. Filthy milk cartons!" I scolded.

"Bro whats yo problem? They're egg cartons not milk! Get yo facts straight." Some idiotic fucker said.

"Have you ever been in the military?" I asked my back still turned to him.

"No? Why? I know you wasn't in one ha!" He replied. I remained silent as he continued.

"I can you never been in the military!"

"Why do you guess that?"

"You short and that haircut tho! Ha that looks like Peter fucking Pan!" He said in between his laughs.

As soon I turned to face he was just what I thought he looked like. Once hemet expression he finally shut the fuck up.

I should do this more often.

"Now that you finally shut that dick sucking laugh of yours, I can finally say this." I said glaring at the boneheads staring at us.

"One I suggest you clean all of these egg cartons! If I find one unclean that's fifty laps and do you know what else?" I asked smirking.

Too shocked he slowly shook his head.

"I will rip those piercing off and force your pupils to watch them burn! Then you'll clean the blood off of my carpet!" I hissed sourly.

"B-but.."

"Any objections?"

He quickly shook his head.

"Good. I will be coming here every week! They better be sparkling got it?!"

"yes!" He murmed.

I picked the egg carton that looked clean and went to the check out lane.

"Um, you don't like the kind of person that celebrates things." I sighed and she quickly bagged all of my items.

After paying, I was finally out of that store.

I should probaly come here more often. I thought.

A/N: Well! THAT WAS UMMMMMM I dont know! All I know is that I was laughing as I was thinking about Levi's rude remarks! 😂