† everything i hate about creepypasta †

omg super cringy creepypasta x reader fic come by quickly to make fun of it

Except that it was written by me one year ago as satire. Here are literally all chapters of it that I made + some notable comments that seemed to take the story surprisingly seriously (I posted the whole thing on Quotev.com, my username on that troll account was xxxbloodraventhekiller666 - feel free to look it up in its original format)

Also, feel free to bully the made up author in the comments, no one will be hurt by it.

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1. Slenderman???

hello my name is Y/n L/n i have big e/c eyes and long h/c hair. My parents left me when i was 2 becoz they thought i was a devils spawn and they got killed. i'm still Super traumatized of it and it will haunt me forever TwT

i Know live with my abusive aunt. She's so mean!1!!1!!!11 Also my two stepsisterz suck!1!11

they treat me like a literal Cinderella and throw bananas and vases at me when i breath! I have to cut myself to deal with all the internal pain uwu

I look in the mirror and see myself. My pretty e/c eyes become watery as i put my h/c hair in a messy bun.

my reflectiion makes me sad becoz it makes me realize how ugly i am.

Ding dong!!!!1!!!!!11111!!1!1!!

The doorbell rang i ran downstairs to open the door to see Anna my best friend (A/N: if this is your name you can change it!). Anna has blonde hair with purple streaks and brown eyes.

she is very sweet, but i'm way more beautiful than her.

'hello y/n'! she said and smiled. 'hello anna' i said back. 'do you want to hang out today'? She asked me and i shrugged. 'sure why not' i answered.

We went outside to the woods and when she wasn't looking i saw a tall man without a face in a black suit with tentacles!

i gasped and nudged annas side but she looked too late.

'what' she asked. 'didnt u see it?' 'see what' 'that handsome man with tentacles' 'no y/n you're watching too mutch hentai'

i raised my brows. What is hentai? i'm way too pure and innocent to possibly know

But that man in the suit was he real or am i going crazy???

hello that was my first chapter, did you guys like it? Please don't hate this is my first story uwu

2. Jeff the killer OWO

warning this chapter involves cutting!!!11!!1 so sad uwu

Anna and me got home and anna went home when I came into the living room my aunt saw me and yelled: 'where have you been brat!!??' 'i was just in the forest with anna auntie' 'HOW DARE YOU HANG OUT WITH THAT SLUT??? YOU NEED TO CLEAN THE DISHES AND GIVE THE CAT A BATH AND PLUCK BANANAS'

my aunt and stepsisters started throwing bananas and vases at me and i didnt cry becoz this is what i had to deal with every day and in the end I was bruised and bleeding and had to clean the mess becoz they were to Lazy.

I went upstairs and took my kitchen knife and slit my wrists as i cried. Life is So unfair!1!!1

after that i put on my f/c pyjamas and crept into the cardboard box i had to use as a bed Becoz my auntie didnt want to buy me a real one. The world hatez me... pwq

I cried myself to sleep that night and dreamt that i got to kill all my bullies and my aunt and my stepsisters it was so mutch funnn!!!11!!1!11

suddenly I woke up from something and someone sat on top of me it was a boy with pale skin and carved smile he was really handsome and held a knif in his hand. 'GO... TO... SLEEP!1!!!1' he wispered in my ear and i said 'no I was sleeping just a moment ago and YOU WOKE ME UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!'