Disclaimer: Yessss, I own Fairytail. *starts crying* In my dreams, I do... Yay, at least, in my dreams... *cries harder*
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"Hey, but seriously, stop hugging me." Lucy said, coughing as she realized the "position" they were in.
"Not until you give me a kiss on the lips, forehead, cheeks, everywhere you hit me on!" Natsu retorted. "Hey, pinky. I have tolerance levels, and they are low... Low... Low!" Lucy replied, anger overwhelming her as she forcefully and angrily wiggled out of Natsu's grasp and twisted his hand.
"Ouch, sorry, sorry!" Natsu waved her off with his other hand and Lucy stopped.
Moral of The Day: Mess with a Heartfilia, also known as death.
"Whoops, so I got the "strong" guy to apologize. Heh." Lucy giggled, putting out a hand, "Eh, you alright there?" "Nope." Natsu joked and grabbed onto Lucy's hand, with help of her hand to be pulled back up.
So... how do we explain after we leave this bedroom... Lucy thought. "Ah, I got a plan!" She screamed, punching her fist in the air. "Dude, relax. What?" Natsu shot her his poker-face. "You'll see." Lucy evilly replied.
"LEEEEEEEEVY-CHAN, ERZAAAA-SAN!" Lucy cried, hugging them as she shed crocodile tears. "What happened?!" Erza glared at Natsu before looking back at Lucy. "Natsu tried to do... *covers her laughter with a cough* stuff with me... WAAAA!"
"Oh?" Levy got up, dusting off invisible dirt on her sleeves. "I see..." Erza continued, dark aura forming around the two girls. "Eh, I'm innocent!" Natsu awkwardly laughed as he explained. "So, we were playing-"
Punch. Slap. Pinch. Bite. Twist. Knockdown. Elbowed. Lastly, a swift kick on the D again.
"Not again... Why..." Natsu squirmed, rolling around in pain, thinking how he met three lunatics! Needless to say, beautiful lunatics.
"Don't mess with Lucy, or us." Levy laughed, back to normal. Natsu was displeased. "Hey! If... Lucy was so strong, how'd she even give me a chance to, 'you know' her?!" The wise girls instantly comprehended the meaning behind his words. "Oh, Lucy..." Erza deadpanned.
Yes! My sweet, tasty revenge! Natsu silently thought happily, as he jumped around the house.
"Well, at least we had fun." Levy and Erza said in unison, making Natsu to drop to the ground again. They really are crazy...
Lucy got up from the couch, wiping her tears from hardcore laughter. "Well, if you'll excuse us, there's something in life called 'homework'." She added on, "And we got work at 9."
Erza said, "Yes, hey Lucy, send Natsu back home first. You know, kicked twice in the... isn't very pleasant, no?" Erza softly muttered the last line. Lucy gulped and nodded, recalling what they did to Natsu. "Hey pinky, let's go. Ciao (bye)!" Lucy grabbed Natsu's wrist and pulled him out of the house.
Lucy kept walking on as she grabbed Natsu's wrist, suddenly coming to an abrupt stop. "Wait... Where do you live?" Natsu broke into laughter, thinking her question was a joke. (A/N: How dense can he be? Sigh...)
Lucy slapped Natsu's back. "Hey! Where do you LIVE? I can't send YOU back if I don't know your address!" Natsu laughed, and as he heard Lucy talk, his laughter died down slowly but surely. "Ah, follow me." He said, though the back of his head was thinking that Lucy was the one who was supposed to send him home.
Natsu led the way back to his house through awkward movements, movements all wobbly. It really hurt for his area to get kicked. And you know what makes it worse? Twice... In the same day!
"Natsu, is it really that painful?" Lucy asked, eyeing him worriedly. Natsu gasped, this time, she seriously called him by his name! He looked away, hiding his blush. "Hey! I'm asking you a question. Dude, you can be such a pain in the neck sometimes!" Lucy knocked his head.
