A Family Friend From Florida (Dreamwastaken x Female Reader)

Drista

~Meanwhile back in Florida~
     "This blows" Drista throws her notebook across the room.
     "Ah, Dude chill." Sapnap grabs the book off the floor after it bounced off his face. He walks it back over to the dining table that's covered with random pieces of the science project she's working on.
     "How did I get stuck in sweaty ass Florida, with YOU of all people." Drista puffs.
     "ExcUsE mE?!! Who taught you that inappropriate word??" Sapnap said dramatically.
     "Uh.... Clay probably." She said red faced realizing her language. "When is Jen gonna be back? You know, my ACTUAL babysitter?"
"In a couple hours, she's got a big final to take." Sapnap said.
"Ok well can you call her? I need help." She shoved her head into her arms on the table.
"Like I literally JUST said, she's taking a test. What's going on?" He peers over her shoulder. She scoffs and sighs.
"Okay so the science fair is in two weeks, and the theme this year is to invent something." Drista said.
"Okay so what's the problem?"
"I can't figure out how to make my invention." She sighs.
"What's the idea?" He says as he flips through her scientific notebook.
"A machine to automatically stir things for you. So you can, you know, work on other things like chopping veggies or whatever." She stares at the blank poster board with a single wooden spoon on it.
"Ok so you need something to stir with and like something to make it move." He stares at the empty poster board.
     "I've got this to stir with," she holds up the wooden spoon. "And I guess I need some sort of motor. But I need to start building today if I'm gonna get it perfected by the fair, and I don't have a motor yet." She puts her head back down on the table.
     "I'm sure there's something we can use..." Sapnap looks around the room for ideas. "Any old toy cars?" He looks at Drista, she shakes her head. "Okay, ummm any fans you don't need spinning?"
     "In this heat? No. But let's go out to the garage and see if there's anything out there we can use." They walk out to the garage and start poking through random boxes. "Ohhh! Donation boxes. Let's check here first so I don't get my ass beat for tearing up something that's my parents." Sapnap shoots her a look for her fowl language, unsure if she's allowed to speak like this. They look through the boxes not finding much. "Maybe we should try in the house again..."
     "Now hang on..." Sapnap slowly turns around holding a hand mixer.
     "That might work." Drista takes the mixer inspecting it closely. They walk back inside to test if the hand mixer worked. Drista plugged it into the wall in her kitchen. "Ohohohohooooo."they both jump in excitement when it kicks on.
     "Okay, now let's figure out how we're gonna do this." Sapnap says as Drista turns it off. They spend the next hour brainstorming how to bring her invention to life. After finalizing her design they were ready to get to work.
     "Which one do you think?" Sapnap asks Drista while holding two different pieces of wood.
     "Uh, the two by four probably. The other wood is too thick." She grabbed the 2x4 from him and walked over to a saw. "Okay so if the mixer is gonna sit on top of this, im gonna go measure the pot real quick" she runs to kitchen and back with what she needed. She began sawing at the 2x4 until it was at her desired size.
     "Found the drill." Sapnap walks over to Dristas makeshift work station. They drill the mixer onto the 2x4. "Now... how to attach the spoon," he holds the whisk attachment. She grabs it and tries to saw the end of the whisk off. The saw slips off the whisk and both things fall out of her hand. "Oh my god Drista, what the hell are you doing?"
     "If we can take the end of the whisk off we can just attach the spoon to the part that fits into the machine." He looks at her for a second.
     "Alright, that's not a bad idea. You know what is though? Trying to cut METAL with a RUSTY SAW." He grabs the whisk off the ground. "Okay I've got an idea but I'm gonna need you to not ask questions about why I have a blow torch in my car." Drista stares at him for a moment and raises an eyebrow.
     "You know what what? I don't think I even want to know." Drista follows sapnap outside to his car and he grabs his blowtorch and a pair of sunglasses from the back seat. She leans close to the door and inhales.
     "Dude. What is that smell?" Drista fans the air away from her. Sapnap closes the door and sets the whisk on the concrete driveway.
     "What did I say about questions?" He looks at her.
     "You said 'don't ask why I have a blow torch' you didn't say I couldn't ask why it smelt like the aftermath of a forest fire in your car." She smugly raised her eyebrows.
     "Oh right, right. Yeah that's actually what nunya smells like. Now stand back." He puts on the sun glasses. "Safety second, or whatever." He starts the heat on the whisk. It heats up enough to warp slightly. Sapnap grabs the whisk and breaks it in two. "ah, FUCK!" He throws the whisk back on the ground "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck." He starts shaking his hands in the air, Drista wheezing the whole time.
     "You know what's not a good idea? touching metal you literally just torched." She states taking on a mocking version of sapnaps tone earlier.
     "Lord, I'm starting to see the resemblance to your asshole brother." He looks at her pouting like a baby.
     "Asshole?? I'm sorry but you would be on the floor laughing with me if you watched that unfold from 3rd person." She says still giggling.
     "Okay, you were dumb today, I was dumb today. Now we're done being dumb and back to being safe. What really matters is that the mixer is ready to attach the spoon." They walk back into the house and decide on tape for the first test run of the invention. Sapnap stands at the pantry staring inside.
     "What do you say, spaghetti or Mac n cheese for your first test?" Sapnap asks Drista.
     "I'm feeling Mac n cheese." Drista throws a pot of water on the stove and waits by for it to start boiling. Once it was ready for the noodles Drista plugged the machine into the wall and set it on top of the pot.
     "You wanna do the honors? Drista asks sapanp. He nodded and she poured the noodles in. They paused for a moment and then kicked on the mixer.
     Drista and sapnap start screaming and ran to take cover once the mixer started going. It was far too fast and sent boiling water flying everywhere. It shook the pot so violently that the pot and mixer leaped off the counter. It unplugged the mixer and they were left to just clean up the mess rather than battle a unruly machine.
     "Ok...hand mixer is a no. You writing this down for your report?" Sapnap asks Drista who's now squatting behind the counter, clutching her heart, trying to catch her breath.
     "Yup." She chokes out.
     "Okay, now onto plan B, the far superior plan I had in mind." Sapnap chuckles.
     She gives him an annoyed look. "You had a plan b?" He nods his head. "And you waited until after this disaster to bring up that it's better than this idea?"
     "In my defense- I didn't know that it was the better idea until this just happened."
     "Okay, plan b. What is it?" She asks.
     "Well, your brother foolishly left his pc here, and because of that George and I haven't been able to film any manhunts the whole time he's been gone." He explains.
     "Ok, how does that relate to my project?" She cocks her head.
     "Computers have many spinning parts..." she gives a scared look, knowing her brother won't approve of this. "And I'll replace whatever we use, I just wanna piss him off cuz he pissed me off." She nods and they make their way upstairs towards dreams room.

A/N(please read)
Hey y'all, this is obviously a filler chapter but I figured I would give a crumb of content whilst I finish up the concluding chapters. I really appreciate those who have held out for these last few chapters that are coming up and I want to apologize for how long it's been since my last update. I've just kind of fell off the MCYT fan base because off all the weird drama and endless content I feel I'll never be able to catch up on. I'm gonna finish this book and my sapnap book before I move on to new genres but prepare for probably a lot of stardew valley content after this. Finally, I wrote pretty much an entire technoblade book set in a medieval AU with magic and shit, would any of y'all be interested in me publishing it?