Wouldn't It Be Nice? □Completed□

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Geoff POV:
I woke up to the sound of an alarm clock, so I wearily put it on snooze. I rolled over on my side and saw a blonde girl with a bandanna in her hair. I looked down to see the top of her enormous breast squishing against the sheets.

I scored pretty good!

I smiled and rolled out of the bed, not wanting to wake her up.

I put on my pants and grabbed my brown cowboy hat, shirt, and my sandals. I walked into the bedroom to see the usual, Courtney and Duncan sleep on the couch, his hand on one of her boobs and her hand in his pants. I threw my hat on the happy couple, causing Duncan to wake up.

He snorted and said,"Dude, ten more minutes."

He threw the hat back at me, grabbed Courtney and rolled over.

"Dude, the fuzz is gonna be coming soon. Do you want to get busted by your dad again?",I said, putting on my shirt.

"Courtney, wake up.", he said, sitting up and putting on his shirt.

"Hm?", she said, rubbing her head as she sat up.

"Morning Princess.",he said, smiling and kissing her on her forehead,"You look gorgeous as usual."

"Tell that to my zits that are gonna pop up, I slept in foundation again.", she said, smiling and cocking her head.

"Hurry up lovebirds, the cops are probably gonna be here any minute. We were really loud and they always check later for drugs. And drugs were definitely here.", I said slipping on my sandals.

"Okay, but where's my dress Duncan?",she asked, pulling up the blankets on the couch further.

"You mean your short, sexy, black one?",he asked smirking.

She rolled her eyes,"Yes Duncan, that one."

"Here.", he responded, picking it up off the floor.

"Thanks, now turn around so I can get dressed.",she demanded. I immediately turned around, and covered my hat over my face for extra so Courtney wouldn't beat the crap out of me.

"Why?",Duncan asked.

"Duncan.",she growled.

"It's not like I haven't seen you nake-",he started. The next things you could hear was a quiet warrior scream, a groan in pain, and Duncan hitting the floor.

"Got ya Princess.",he said, pain in his voice as he crawled over besides me.

"Kick ya in the balls again?",I asked.

"You know it.",he responded.

"Maybe you should stop being a perv.",I said.

"Says the one who bangs everything with a pussy.",he scoffed.

"Hey, hey. Only naturally born female humans.", I responded.

"Okay, I'm done. Duncan come zip it up.",she said about three minutes later, as we both turned around to see her pulling the hair off her back and Duncan jumping up.

"Going no bra?",he asked seductively, zipping up the dress.

"I came here without one.",she responded lustfully. Immediately after it was zipped up, they started making out.

"Guys, lets go?",I said, causing them to pull apart.

"Oh right, to be continued.",she responded, putting her finger on his lips, smiling and walking away.

"I love that woman.",he mumbled while I rolled my eyes.

"Great party Owen dude! Call us when you throw another one.",I said, giving the obese man, who was trowing up in a trash can, a high five.