Minnie: I was attracted to you first.
Taehyung: Well, I confessed first
Minnie: Well, I asked you out first
Taehyung: Well, I said I loved you first
Minnie: oh well....
Minnie: *gets down on one knee*
Minnie: I proposed first
Taehyung: wAIT WHAT
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Yoongi: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Minnie: There's no Wi-Fi in prison.
Yoongi: [nods] Thank you.
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Taehyung: *still awake at 3 am* If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender.
Minnie: *staring eyes wide at the ceiling*
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Minnie: Oppa, why do go good people die young?
Namjoon: When you are in a garden full of flowers, which one do you pick?
Minnie: The ugly ones
Namjoon: Exactl- wait, why? What? Really?
Minnie: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden.
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BTS: *loses Minnie in a huge crowd* Fuck, where is Minnie?
Jungkook: who cares, I can finally live in peace now
BTS: *side-eyes kookie*
Jungkook: *sighs* fine.... MIN-MIN, I LOVE YOU
Minnie: *high pitched screaming in the crowd* I KNEW YOU DID!!!!
BTS: There she is
Jungkook: you guys will pay for this
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Joon: Am.. Are you okay? You haven't said anything for over an hour now.
Yoongi: FOUR MONTHS. YOU WATCHED ME WATER YOUR FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS. AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
Joon: I thought it was sweet and thoughtful and didn't wanna ruin the moment.
yoongi: [internal screaming]
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Jimin: I never thought I'd ever get the chance to give you this. Good job.
Minnie: You're giving me a sticker?
Jimin: Not just a sticker. It has a kitten that says "Me-wow!"
Minnie: I'm not a kindergartner.
Jimin: Alright, I'll take it back
Minnie: Hey! I earned this! Back off!
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Someone in the crowd: J-Hope is the best. I am his number one fan.
Yoongi: Bullshit! I love him more than you do! Who was that? Come out here and fight me!
Hoseok: *blushes* Hyung~
John Cena: *steps out of the crowd* Are you sure about that?
Yoongi: Nope. Never mind. You can have him!
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Jimin, under his breath: future wife say what
Minnie: What
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The 8th member!
FanfictionBTS has a long way to go before debuting and just when they lose hope, they are introduced to a new member that changes their lives, especially after finding out that this new member is a girl. This Minnie's journey, navigating through a world full...
