"Ok, sweetie! Mommy is gonna go to her business meeting, have fun!"
"Ok, Memmmmm!" Eric says, little does his mom know... what's gonna happen while she's gone.
Eric sneaks into his mom's room and searches around for her credit card, once Eric finds it, he leaves her room.
Eric then goes into his room and boots up his computer, "Holy shit! This is taking forever to boot up this computer!"
When the computer finally boots up, he clicks on Internet Explorer and types in the address bar, "https://opensea.io" and hits enter.
"Ok, exploreee.. hmmmmm, which NFT should I buy? Mooncats... Nah, Kingfrogs? No... OOH! I found one!!! I want the Gray Boys one!! Let's see... filter from highest to lowest, OHH THIS ONE!! It only costs 37.7K, let's buy it!!"
*Eric hits the buy now button, and realizes...*
"Shit! I don't have a Blockchain wallet!"
"Well... I guess I'll just make one then..."
*Eric then makes a blockchain wallet and deposit all the money he needs into the account*
"Ok finally, now I can buy it."
*Eric finally buys the NFT and puts his mom's credit card back where he found it*
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Eric Cartman buys an NFT
FanfictionEric Cartman steals his mom's credit card and buys an NFT and shows it to all of his friends.
