Eric wakes up to his alarm clock telling him to wake up.
"Ughhhh..." Eric groans, "I don't wanna go to skoolllll...."
Eric gets up and gets ready for school
Eric made it in time as the bus just was there when he got to the bus stop.
He waited until recess to tell his friends about the cool thing he bought.
"Geys!! You'll never guess what I got yesterday!"
"A cat?" Said Kyle, Eric replied with "Better.."
"An iPad?" Said Stan, Eric replied again with "Better.."
"Then what Cartman?!" Said Kyle, Eric replied with "An NFT!!!"
"What the fuck is an NFT?!" Asked Kyle with a confused look on his face.
"Ugh! Kyal how do you not know what an NF-" Eric then got interrupted.
"Will you just shut the hell up and tell me what they are Fatass?!" Kyle said with an angry look on his face.
"HEY! Don't call me fat you fucking jew!!!" Eric replied with.
"THEN JUST TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE!!" Kyle said.
"You know what, fene!!! NFTS is these 'Non-fungible tokens' that you can buy for a lot of money and have the full value of them and you can resell them and shet!!" Eric said.
"You should of just said that in the first place..." Kyle said.
"Wanna see my NFT geys??"
*Eric pulls out his phone and pulls up the photo*
"Really Cartman... you wasted money on that stupid alien..." Kyle said.
"No! I didn't waste money! It's good for the economy Kyal!!!!" Eric said.
"It sure would be a shame if someone just-" Kyle said before putting out his phone and taking a photo of Eric's NFT.
"HEY!!! YOU STUPID JEW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Eric screamed.
"I taking a picture of your cool NFT," Kyle said in a confident voice.
"You know what Kyal? Let fight RIGHT HERE, YOU AND ME, RIGHT NOW." Eric says before getting punched in the face by Kyle.
Eric then started to cry even though Kyle lightly hit him.
"You know what? Screw you geys, I'm going home." Eric said before leaving.
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Eric Cartman buys an NFT
FanfictionEric Cartman steals his mom's credit card and buys an NFT and shows it to all of his friends.
