When Eric got home he realized his mom was back from her business trip.
He tried to sneak upstairs but his mom caught him, "Eric, honey? What are you doing home so early?"
"Uhhmmmm... school got canceled today." Eric replied with.
"Well sweetie, I need to talk to you about something." Liane (Eric's mom) said.
"Yes, mem?" Eric asked.
"Did you spend 37.7K on a blockchain wallet?" Liane asked.
"No..?" Eric said
"Well, you better not be lying cause I'm checking your history later," Liane said.
"WAIT PLEASE DONT- I mean- oh ok mem.." Eric said.
"Or I'll just do it right now," Liane said.
Liane went upstairs into Eric's room and went over to Eric's computer and booted it up.
Liane then opened internet explorer and went to history.
"So you were lying Eric.." Liane said.
"THAT'S IT NO COMPUTER FOR A MONTH AND YOUR GROUND TOO!" Liane yelled.
"Pleas!! No mem! You can't do this to meh!!!!" Eric said.
"Oh! And I'm taking away your phone too!" Liane added.
"NOOOOO!!!!!!" Eric screamed.
The End
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Eric Cartman buys an NFT
FanfictionEric Cartman steals his mom's credit card and buys an NFT and shows it to all of his friends.