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Mario: Morning.
Luigi: Morning, bro.
Mario: How are we today?
Luigi: Me and Dad are gonna have a little day out.
Pio: We're gonna look at some houses around town.
Meggy: Okay, that sounds good.
Pio: And how's my daughter-in-law?
Meggy: I'm very well, my father-in-law.
Mario: Have you now noticed that there's a little bump on her belly, now?
Luigi: Wow, it's growing fast.
Meggy: 10 weeks today.
Luigi: Alright, only 30 more weeks until I officially become an Uncle.
Pio: Son, we better get going.
Luigi: See you later.
Luigi and Pio left.
Mario: Good way to start 2022. SMG4 and Tari are away for their honeymoon, my Dad's moving to the Mushroom Kingdom and I'm so lucky to have a pregnant wife, who is carrying my children.
Meggy: Yep, I wonder what 2022 has in stock for us.
Then... Bob came in.
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Bob: Hey Mario, can you do me a favour?
Mario: What do you want, Bob?
Bob: Can you nip to Tesco and get me a Meal Deal?
Mario: Um... 3 letters; D-I-Y.
Bob: D-I-Y?
Mario: Do it yourself, you lazy sod!!!
Bob: Look, here's a £5 note. Just go and get it.
Mario: Bob! What makes you think that I have to go all the way to Tesco and back here, just to get you a sandwich, a snack and a drink?
