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Meggy/Bob: ...
Luigi: Um... what's going on?
Meggy: You two, Mario hasn't come back home yet! It's been 8 hours and I'm starting to get worried-sick!!!
Bob: He ended up in Cardiff.
Luigi: What?!
Pio: How has he done that?
Bob: This is Classic Mario. One minute you're at Tesco, the next minute you're in Wales.
*SMACK*
Bob: Ow! What was that for?!
Meggy: Mario and Bowser crawled into a lorry and then they got locked in.
Bob: Again, Classic Mario...
Meggy: SHUT UP, BOB!!!
...
Luigi: Do we have any updates?
Meggy: He's not answering our calls! I think his phone battery died!
Pio: Calm down Meggy, I'm sure he'll turn up.
Meggy: Pio, you are about to become a Grand-parent. I'm pregnant with his children, he has to turn up. OH GOD, I'M GETTING TEARY!!!
Pio: Don't cry, Meggy...
Bob: Or he's probably getting the milk, that's why he's taking so long.
...
Luigi: You know what's coming next, don't you?
Bob: *sigh* I'll do it.
Bob punches his own special area.
Bob: Ow...
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Bowser: Do you want a crisp?
...
Mario: *sigh* Go on, then.
Mario ate a crisp.
Mario: How am I gonna explain to Bob about his food?
Bowser: I have no idea.
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SMG4 Fanfic: Mario Goes to Tesco and Gets a £3 Meal Deal
FanficMario is forced to get a £3 Meal Deal at Tesco, but things go a little down-hill.
