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Bob: Hey Meggy, have you seen Mario anywhere? It's 4:00pm and he's not back with my Meal Deal yet.
Meggy: Um... Bob?
Bob: Yeah?
Meggy: He ended up in Cardiff?
...
Bob: Are you taking the piss?!
Meggy: No, I'm not taking the piss! He rang me up and he somehow ended up in Wales, but he is on his way back.
Bob: Dammit, I knew I should gone by myself...
Meanwhile...
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Mario: Welp, that's how far our money takes us.
Bowser: At least, I'm not starving anymore.
Mario: Right... We started off with £100. Our food at McDonald's were £5 each, so that's £10 off our balance, Plus the Train tickets cost £70...
Bowser: Okay?
Mario: We both got £10 now...
Bowser: Okay?
Mario: How the hell are we gonna get back home if we got £20 left?
Bowser: Hmm...
...
Mario: Do you think we could get an Uber?
Bowser: Mario, an Uber costs £1 per mile. And the Mushroom Kingdom is still only about 100 miles away from here.
Mario: Well, if we get an Uber to um... Wolverhampton. That's about 20 miles away, and an Uber has a 100 mile limit.
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Bowser: Screw it, book an Uber...
Mario: Okie-dokie.
Bowser: Can I just have a bite of that sandwich?
Mario: You just had 20 Chicken McNuggets.
Bowser: That was 2 hours ago!
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SMG4 Fanfic: Mario Goes to Tesco and Gets a £3 Meal Deal
FanfictionMario is forced to get a £3 Meal Deal at Tesco, but things go a little down-hill.
