Full Of Surprises

Suffrage(Arty)

I have had a good life, no a great life, ever since Elly and Tina came into my life. We are happily married now and my life couldn't be better. Except one thing.
"...Since the very beginning of time, women have been treated with inequality. They were seen(and still are) as a minority. How can you be minor but you take up most of the Earth's population and carry a heavy baby for 9 months, sit through hours of birth and all this. Even more disrespectfully treated are lesbians! Like just because you chose something different, makes you no better! Do you know how hard to find a job it must be?!! And look, no female presidents! None! This is disgusting! Some countries and religions treat women so bad! Like they shouldn't choose who they marry, or in some places women can't speak without being spoken to. I'm sort of sick of it!! So who's with me?! Who wants equality for women?!" I yell at the crowd of people listening to my speech at Phoenix stadium. And then comes a roar of agreement from women, men, old, young. All people of all ages. I close out my speech with a few words and I guess word got around because outside is filled with reporters. "So I heard you've just made a huge speech about women's rights. How did that feel for you? Do you have any children? Are they girls? What is you stance on sexism?" a bunch of reporters hurdling questions at me. The last question was idiotic. Did you not hear all I just said? I answer all the questions.