Genshin Impact One Shots/Significant Other Scenarios

Significant Other Scenario: Pickup Lines

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Oh no no no 

Some of these people... need help with their flirting game... 

~Albedo~

You were sitting in Albedo's lab as you watched him mix various chemicals together. You sighed as you pondered what to spark a conversation about. Then, an idea creeped into your head. 

"Hey Albedo, do you know what pickup lines are?" You asked curiously. Albedo looked up from his experiment perplexed. 

"When you pick up a line?" You exploded with laughter. 

"No! It's a silly thing you say to someone you like! For example, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!" You said smiling. Albedo tilted his head. 

"Okay okay, now you try!" Albedo rested his chin in his hand as he pondered a response. Moments later he looked up at you. 

"Are you a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level," You stared at Albedo dumbfounded. 

"What does that even mean-" 

And that's what led you into a lecture about photon quanta's and valence electrons...

~Amber~

You were resting on top of a small hill near the outskirts of Mondstadt. Amber was sitting next to you, watching the ducks swim in the lake that surrounded Mondstadt. Suddenly, an idea popped into your head. 

"Hey Amber, Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you!" You said beaming. Amber looked over at you, her cheeks painted with a red tint. 

"Do you actually need one? I got one right-"

"No Amber! It was a pickup line!" You said chuckling. Amber sighed a breath of relief. 

"Thank Barbatos. Is it my turn to say one now?" She asked. You nodded your head eagerly, awaiting to see what pickup line she would come up with. 

"Hm, oh wait I got one!  Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!" You laughed as you gave her a huge hug. 

~Beidou~

You and Beidou were leaning over the balcony of her boat, taking in the nighttime breeze.

"It's lovely out here ain't it?" Beidou whispered. You nodded as you snuggled into her shoulder. 

"I could stay out here all night," You whispered. Beidou chuckled. 

"You gotta go get some rest! We got a big day tomorrow," She said as she patted your hair. You sighed as you looked up at her. 

"You're an electro user right? Cause you're totally brightening up my night," You said smiling cheekily. Beidou looked at you wide-eyed. 

"That was the worst pickup line I have ever heard," She said as she laughed. You grinned. 

"Like you have any better ones," You said teasingly. Beidou huffed. 

"Oh I got one.  It's said that kissing is the 'language of love.' Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?" She whispered into you ear. Your face heated up as you looked at her shocked. 

"O-Okay that was pretty good,"

~Diluc~

You were talking with Diluc at Angels Share while you helped him out with closing procedures. As you wiped a table, you heard Diluc speak.