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「 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗬𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 」
001 ༻✧༺༻✧༺
➸ "Why did you think that was a good idea?"
"I don't know, it felt right at the time."
"Hooking up with some rando felt right?"
"Yeah..."
"Mikasa I thought I raised you better than this."
"Please, I'm the older one here. It should be me saying that."
Unfortunately, you sat on your couch as you lectured your best friend Mikasa on the dangers of hooking up with random men she happens to meet at a bar.
"Did you at least ask him if he was clean?" You pinched the bridge of your eyebrows together as you waited for Mikasa to answer. "No..." she sighed out, "but it didn't look dirty. So that's something." You rolled your eyes. Did she really think having a clean dick meant you were safe from possibly having an std?
"Mikasa for the love of god."
"[y/n] I'm fine, he was definitely clean. I promise."
You took a deep breath before urging her to go take a test before hooking up with anyone else. Otherwise things could be disastrous.
"But you can't blame me, he was the sexiest man alive." Mikasa exclaimed as she fangirled over the mystery man from last night. "He did this thing with his tongue, I swear I was-"
"I don't want to hear about what his tongue did!" You quickly cut her off before she was able to finish her very graphic description of last nights event.
"Um [y/n]... how long has it been since you got laid?" Mikasa questioned. She realized that her talking about her sexual escapades was probably making you uncomfortable since you were practically a desert.
"A week or so. Why?"
At the other end of the line you could hear Mikasa giggling like a school girl. What was she thinking?
"You should come out with me tonight!" She shouted, almost blasting your eardrums. "No." You curtly replied. Although it had been a while since you last went clubbing you weren't in the exact mood to party.
"Pleaseeeee, don't do this to me!"
Mikasa continued to whine. You'd already placed your phone on the table and walked away into the kitchen to make a bowl of cereal. When you made it back you could hear her still trying to explain why it was a good idea for you two to go out.
"Fine, I'll go if you shut up!"
Mikasa squealed before you cut the call. For someone who was the meanest bitch in highschool she sure acted like a child. You sat on the couch and watched some tv before going to take a nap.
