Chapter 2

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I woke up in a mental hospital full of other naked people. They all looked at me and started spitting up blood. Yeezus! I'm not that ugly!! I kicked dirt in their mouths before jumping out the window and escaping.
I finally got to Mempiss! USA!!!! This is where Magcon is being held!
I ran through the doors to see Kirby The Security Guard. "Aren't you dead? and from a TV show?" I gagged. He smiled and disappeared in thin air. Not the weirdest thing I've seen today to be honest.
Suddenly I get a text;
Cassandraya: Yur Sexksy!!! ;) xx
I smile and block her number before locking my phone and smashing it on the floor multiple times. As my phone starts smoking, I spit on it to put out the fire.
Finally, I'm now standing in front of the doors to the Magcon Room Thingy!
I open the doors and look into the large room. Everyone is wearing clothes. Ew what pigs. However, I want to fit in so I kill some random 10 year old and squeeze into her hideous Gucci sweater and Louis Vuitton track pants. What a poor little child I just slapped to death :(. she couldn't even afford walmart shoes. As if!!!!
Then I run up onto the stage and pull out my pocket vac and start sucking off Taylor Gilinsky's face! It was so funny because all of the girls started screaming and their nipples started laughing. But then I got pulled off stage by some fat Sexurity Guard dude. But I showed him my report card and he felt so bad for me that he let me go!
Then, the unspeakable happened...

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