Chapter 6

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Matthew begins to have a stroke. Since he's having a stroke, I start stroking his buttcheaks. It must've worked because he started spitting up foam and started having a seizure! I call 911 and tell them not to come because I have everything under control! I carry his body into the car and begin driving.
- 6 hours later -
I arrive at the Grand Canyon and drop his body over the cliff and watch it fall.
I took a pic and posted it to my snapchat story with the caption "I almost saved him! <4"
I was a little bit upset but not that much because I saw a Taco Bell and I like Tacos.
- 2o minutes later -
I started pooping everywhere! It was explosive! It turns out it wasn't Taco Bell, it was someone's wedding so I killed the groom and ate his body.
If you ever eat a corpse and get diarrhea, good luck Charlie.

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