Chapter 9

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I woke up crying my eyes out. I suddenly realized I was in a hospital bed. I look to my left to see Lance210 licking a buttcheak on a stick. I am so disgusted! I take the stick right out of his lizard claws and stab him in the eye. Yeezus. This lizard just can't die.
That's when it occurred to me. He's my long lost twin brother. I engulfed him in flames and threw his body out the window onto the roof of a moving car. He's so fat that it crushed the entire car into smithereens. I laughed so hard that me weenie jumped out of its cage. aw he was so young. RIP Jerome <3333

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