After enjoying myself watching Lance210 bleed to death, I realized I should just kill like 25% of the worlds population. Rid the world of all these scallywags!!
I call Michelle Obama and ask her to send in 9 fighter planes to Europe to kill anyone that has 2+ nostrils. But Michelle starts being a %*\+= and hangs up on me. My next mission, recruit all of the Magcon boys and sneak into the whitehouse to kill Mich!
First things first, I strip naked!
- 4 hours later -
I arrived at Miami Magcon and walked in. All the girls were all dressed again. AS IF!!! I jus strolled in naked and walked up to them and demanded to talk to them. They wouldn't cooperate so I shot them all dead.
Next thing I knew, I was in the White House. I think the cops were waiting outside or something so I figured I should just yolo swag it. I walked up to Michelle Obama and shaved her legs! I ate the hair really fast and before she saw it coming, I cut her nipples off. She raured like a lion really loud until I stabbed her in the kneecaps several times.
I didn't want to get caught by the popo so I shape shifted into Lance210 and walked outside. I was so ugly that every popo dropped dead! I looked in the mirror. I looked like such an ugly lizard that I almost poured acid over my own body. But then suddenly, my nipples started laughing! I've had enough of them making fun of me all the time! I poured bleach down my nipples throats until their little hearts stopped beating.
Then, I passed out from lack of oxygen.
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MAGCON DEATH
FanfictionA savage 15-year-old girl by the name of Barflesha Marcel finally escapes her home and sneaks into Magcon. However, A terrorist attack begins and Carter Reynolds starts giving birth!! What will happen? Read the first chapter(s) to see how you like i...
