Chapter 3

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The unspeakable happened. I broke my toenail. I screamed at the top of my lungs as people filmed me and posted it to the internet. I got really mad at them. So, I called Obama and asked him to drop a nuke on Pissisipi or wherever I am. He says no. So I call Osama Bin Laden (yes he's alive) and he says he'll be here within 10 minutes. While I wait, I pull knives out of my pocket and start hurling them at girls heads. 360 no scope!!! Then Osama comes in and starts shooting everyone! It's so funny that I poop my pants! LOL. Then Carter starts raising his arms in the air. Everyone stops what they are doing. All of a sudden, a baby pops out of his "utteris"! We all scream and then Obama comes out of nowhere and detonates a nuke. What a liar! I'm exposing him on Twitter!!!
Then the bomb starts to count down!
..5
..4
before it counts down to 0, I run out of the building.
3, 2, 1, 0!
Everyone's dead! yay! I filmed it and posted it to vine with the caption: "RIP Magcon and Magcult! RIP CARTERS FETUS!!!!!" and instantly got 9million likes and 77million revines! Yay I'm famous!

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