Incorrect Quotes

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01/03/2022


First of all, yes, I had a great time in the underworld and being dead for a short amount of time, but I realized that I should probably come back and continue my work instead of procrastinating and playing cards with the Devil, so...


HERE I AM!


All jokes aside, I'm really sorry for not posting something in so long. I really need to get myself together and properly devote myself to this fandom that I love so.


I'm not sure if all of you know what incorrect quotes are, so I shall explain briefly. Incorrect quotes are a short (and I mean very short) work which includes a dialogue, and then adding characters from whatever fandom you're writing about in it. Now, the dialogue itself can be something from an already existing piece of work, or it can be created by oneself purely for that one incorrect quote work they are making.


For this chapter, I will be using a mixture of already existing incorrect quotes, quotes from a generator, and some that I have made myself. Mind you, I'm not aware of the sources of many of the quotes, so for this reason, I won't be including the source title. After using the generator, I realized that I had actually seen quite a few of them on the internet before, so I'm just putting this out there. I also have taken taken the liberty to change some small parts of some already existing quotes to better fit the ones I'm making.

Here is the link to the generator I used: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/


Also, is this a good time to admit that I've never made incorrect quotes before?


Anyways, without further ado, let us begin, shall we?






Y/N: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Juliet: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Holly: Tackle him.

Minerva: Dump him.

Foaly: Kick him in the shin.

Artemis: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.


Source: The internet





Y/N: I have a bad feeling about this.

Artemis: What do you mean?

Y/N: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Artemis: No?

Y/N:

Y/N: That actually explains so much-


Source: The internet


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