Helluva Boss(With OC insert) (Discontinued)

Chapter 3: Loo Loo Land

A/n: Sorry to say, but I will not be transcribing the entire episode, but the first part is the same as the official version, with the flashback, and the very beautiful song. This chapter will pick up shortly before Stolas calls Blitzø, as that is where the majority of changes happen. On to the story!

"Why do you want me to come down there? Is there something you want to do...?" Jay's fiancé, named Kaya, asked, over the phone. Jay responded, "No, babe. There's actually someone I want you to meet. A Hellhound. She's a friend, so don't get too scared. And please, don't say what I know you want to say. I like her, but not that much. Besides, I already have a beautiful woman as my fiancé, why would I want someone else?"

"You know me too well. But seriously, I'm afraid another woman will steal you from me."

"I know that. If anyone were to try to do that, though, I would first attempt to tell them politely to fuck off, abbreviated version, then if they still kept at it, I would not let them forget me in a way that would scar them for life. Sound good?"

"Yeah, I guess... When should I expect to-Wooaaah! What the... Hell?" Jay opened a portal right under his fiancé's feet, teleporting her to Hell mid-conversation. Specifically, right into Jay's room at the Hazbin Hotel, which he had been given just so he could have a place to stay while in Hell. 

"Yeah, it's Hell, Kaya. I hope you don't mind me teleporting you out of nowhere like that. I have to go to work now, though. Why don't you come with? Fair warning, though: that Hellhound I mentioned works there, too. Her name is Loona."

Jay opened the portal to I.M.P. as Kaya was deciding. Finally, she answered "Fine. But if she hits on you, she's going down."

Jay chuckled. "Fair enough. Ladies first?"

"Don't mind if I do."

As soon as the two stepped through the portal, Jay closed it. They were in the break room, and Jay could hear Blitzø talking to himself in his office, presumably with his Moxxie and Millie dolls in hand. He shuddered at that thought. "Why don't we head into the reception area? There's an actual couch out there."

Kaya responded, "Sure. Why not?"

So, Jay opened the door, and the first thing that happened is Loona looked up from her phone and saw another human there, and as per her usual, she was initially fairly aggressive, but then she noticed that the human woman carried a bit of Jay's smell on her, so she calmed down a bit, recognizing the face as Jay's fiancé.

"Oh, hey there, Jay. Blitzø is in his office doing unspeakable things, Moxxie is still a fatass dweeb, Millie is still the fatass's simp, and I'm very bored here at this desk. I assume this is your fiancé?" Loona said, knowing Jay liked a bit of a quick summary of what previously transpired that day.

"Thank you for your report. And, yes, this is my fiancé. Kaya, meet Loona, the receptionist for I.M.P., and Blitzø's adopted daughter. Loona, meet Kaya. My fiancé, and the love of my life."

The two women stepped up to each other, almost as if they were sizing each other up for a fight, but they just shook hands. Just then, Blitzø shouted "Done!" into his phone, then over a megaphone, he shouted "M & M, Jay too, get in here, we're going to Loo Loo Land!"

Moxxie opened the door to Blitzø's office, and asked "'Loo Loo Land'?"

Millie shattered the glass on the door, exclaiming "Loo Loo Land!?!?"

Blitzø yelled again "Loo Loo Land!"

Jay asked, "What the literal Hell is 'Loo Loo Land'?"

Loona simply yelled at the three Imps, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"