Helluva Boss(With OC insert) (Discontinued)

Chapter 4: Jay's First Annual Cleanse

(A/n: What? You thought I'd go directly into Spring Broken? Hahahahahahaha, y'all are too funny. I wanted to give my character some badass moments without anyone else interfering, and this was the best way to do that.)

Jay was out for his daily walk/run, when he heard the sound of an air raid siren going off, as well as an amber alert type thing on his phone. The amber alert simply said "Annual Cleanse Today! Stay indoors for the next twelve hours unless you want to be erased! Like any of us give a shit, hahaha..."

Jay said, "Shit, that was today? Well, I guess this might be a way to help with my exercise today..."

He looked up and saw three demonic-looking angels coming straight towards him. "Oh, goodie. Already throwing three at me, are they? Fine, whatever. And I'm not dead, either. Bring it on, you Alastor-faced cocksuckers!"

(Loona 3rd person P.O.V., keeping with the writing style here, but wanting to get an actual fresh perspective.)

She looked out the now-boarded-up windows to see exactly what carnage would unfold. However, even Loona was slightly scared of the Exorcists, as they were the most-likely cause of her parents never coming back to the adoption center for her. Until Blitzø came and adopted her. And speak of the devil, and he shall appear. None other than Blitzø himself entered the room to shake Loona out of her reverie.

"Loonie? We've got a situation..."

"I swear to Satan, if you tell me you've soiled yourself again..."

Blitzø was quick to respond. "No! No, no, no. Nothing like that, this time. It's Jay's fiancé. She's worried about him, he's not in their room, or anywhere inside that Hotel, for that matter."

"Why do I need to hear this?" Loona asked, forcing herself to sound disinterested, but in reality, she was very much interested.

"Because if you don't help me spot him, multiple things will happen. First, you'll have to legitimately pay me rent to keep living with me. Second, you'll have to deal with his angry fiancé, I can't handle her anymore. And third, if he dies, you'll lose a brother figure. That's how you see him, right? As your brother? Well, he could be dead if we don't-!" Blitzø stopped talking as he heard gunfire and explosions, and the sound of maniacal laughter as the shots were fired. Blitzø and Loona raced to the window to see, and the sight below them was shocking.

(Jay's P.O.V.)

He had never killed this many opponents in such a short time. He had donned his armor as soon as the things got close, and he had a bunch of new weapons somehow. He mowed down wave after wave of Exorcists, until he was standing on a massive pile of bodies. Finally, he was down to the last dozen or so, and he never felt better. In fact, he might actually be healthier now, thanks to... whatever was causing him to regenerate and heal even mortal wounds. He felt multiple sets of eyes on him, coming from the buildings surrounding the park he had somehow travelled to during the fighting.

Eventually, one of the Exorcists tried to grab Jay, but Jay grabbed the angel instead. Pointing his new shotgun at the being's chest, he pulled the trigger, and jumped backward at the same time, propelling himself down the pile, and onto the soft ground. He chuckled to himself, "This is going to hurt like a brick shithouse ran into you!(A/n just fucking go with it, m'kay?)"

Jay then pulled out the biggest gun anyone's ever seen, and the strangest, too. On the side, it reads: B.F.G. 9000, experimental use only, use at your own risk. Jay smiled as he took aim through the center of the Exorcist crowd, said, "Night-night, one eyed bitches," and pulled the trigger, eliminating every single Exorcist in one go. The energy ball dissipated before it reached any of Hell's residents. It became quiet, almost too quiet. Then the bells signaling the end of the Extermination rang out early, as it seems one of the rules for the Cleansing is that if too many Exorcists die, the cleanse for the year is over, even if it isn't the normal ending time.