I mainly made this for my friend but you guys can read this too :D
TW: Swearing, Blood, and some gore
Ever wanted to date a Eddsworld character? You weirdos (Don't worry I have too)
Well here's your chance. The pronouns in this book will be He/him a...
Me, Tord, Matt, Edd, and Tom have been at this movie theater for an hour now. Which is great! I love this movie! Of course, I don't remember what it's called, but I still love it!
After a while, the movie ends and we leave. As we were walking Edd started a conversation, "I think it's safe to say that was the best film ever!" "Of course" I agreed and so did the rest of the gang. "I bet millions of people are going to see it" Edd continues as I pat him on the shoulder nodding my head in agreement as the rest agree except Tom who says "Nobody will ever love me." poor buddy I slow done a bit to Tom and give him a little side hug "It's alright mate" I try to cheer him up and he nods in a thanking way. I then walk back to edd to talk more about the movie.
We get back to the house and I walk to my home to work on painting my guitar. That's what made me and Tom friends, we played songs together at times and Edd loved watching me play.
Edd gave me the idea to paint my guitar like this
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and I agreed to do so, I mean I had nothing else to do so why not. Edd and Tom both follow me into my room and Tom also brings his guitar as Edd brings a sketchbook. I and edd sit on my bed and Tom sits across from us on the floor leaning on the wall while playing a song he wrote a while back. I grab the white paint from my closet and sit back down. "Edd, could you get me my paintbrush from the nightstand," I ask putting my guitar on my lap along with a lot of paper towels, Edd turns around and grabs the brush "Here you go Y/N" He smiles. His smiles always made me happy, I know I have a crush on him, I have for a while now. Ever since I found out I was gay.
(A/N: Making this short cuz I don't know what to put)
Still Y/N POV: So I was watching Deadpool when I saw Ryan Reynolds walk on the screen. "Wow, he's hot". 'What-' Meh everyone thinks Ryan Reynolds is hot, I'm not gay, Suddenly Edd walked in smiling like a goofball talking about how he got to go up close to the cola factory. I listened to him talk for half an hour about just a cola factory, and well I think it's cute how he can just talk and talk for hours about a small thing he enjoys with anyone. Edd's so happy and great at everything. Man, I love him. Damn, I am Gay. I'm not telling anyone though cause what "Y/N" would I be if I did
~Back to the present time~
Still Y/N POV:
I keep painting the guitar and it's halfway done. Edd and tom were standing by a small table I have that for some reason, with little balls of yarn, I bought them for a cat I was gonna adopt but I never got to cause of money problems. "Hey, Edd is it cool if I drink this milk?" Tom asks holding a cup of my white paint, I just shake my head waiting for Edd to answer. "That's Y'N's paint," Edd says but Tom already started to drink it. "So it's cool right?" I walk over and snatch it out of Tom's hands. "Tom stop drinking my paint and go bother Tord or something!" I point to my door, holding the paint in my other.
Tom walks off mumbling curse words and something about Tord annoying him not the other way around. "How about you take a break from painting and we can go watch a movie with the others" Edd suggests drinking a cola can that came out of nowhere, at this point, I just don't question how he gets them. "Yeah, sure!" Edd goes to tell the others as I get the movie ready for us to watch. Edd and the others come in and we sit down and start the movie.
~Timeskip~
We're like halfway through the movie and everyone seems to be bored with it besides Matt so we just keep watching til the doorbell rings. "Uhh, Matt can you get the door," I ask staring blankly at the movie I don't even remember the name of, to be honest. Matt walks over and as soon as he opens the door, hundreds of people like just like us start flooding in like a water hole in a submarine. "So uh who was it?" Tord says right beside me, I hit him on top of the head. "Ow!" he holds his head and glares at me as I try to get up.
We finally get everyone up and not all in a pile of each other then edd yells "Oh No! It's a horde of disgusting hideousness fish face demon spawns!" I put my hand on his shoulder and shake my head. "They're clones!" Matt yells after and Edd looks dumbfounded then angry "Yeah, that's what I said" I roll my eyes then Tom speaks up "Calm down guys, clones aren't so bad, I mean think of the possibilities."
I then look over to Tord surrounded by Toms saying a bunch of weird sayings. I walk over and pull Tord away from the Tom's. "Thank you so much I didn't know if I could survive much longer" Tord hugs me almost crying, I just pat him on the back knowing he's just overreacting.
3rd Person POV:
Edd walks to the kitchen, opens the fridge, and pulls out a cola. Being the nice man he is asking everyone else if they want one too. Suddenly a bunch of arms comes flying in from the living room saying 'yes' and 'please' as they grab Cola, and for some reason Pickles. The last arm was still looking til it grabs onto the one in Edds hand, Edd not knowing what to do just let it take it. Edd looks in the fridge to see what's left, just to see no more cola.
. . . . . .
Y/N's POV:
I watch as edd runs to Tord's room, I didn't think much of it til I heard a gunshot making me drop my favorite drink. I look over to see Edd holding a Shotgun and an Edd with no head on the ground. I watch all the clones gather around the dead body and they look angry. I walk over to Edd and hear him say "Oh bugger" until he grabs my hand and runs the clones chasing after me. They push me and Edd to a wall til two of the clones fall from a bullet to the head. I and edd look up to see Tom, Tord, and Matt with guns. Matt tosses me a gun and the battle begins.
~Time skip Cuz I don't write fight scenes~
"Well, I think that all of them" Edd shrugs as Tord shoots the last one with a huge grin on his face. "Dude you enjoy this too much" I shake my head, Tord just simply says "I know" and walks away from me. Then suddenly two men walk in a recognized one as a director, but the other one was a man I'd never seen before he had blonde/ grayish hair and an eyepatch. "Hey, you're that director," Edd says with a little stutter. "Evil Director," The man says with a smirk. I roll my eyes and cross my arms saying "What are you doing here"
"I've come to get rid of all the" The 'Evil' Director stops and looks around seeing all the dead clones. His face turns to a look of annoyance and finishes his sentience "Clones.." I was about to just throw the Director out when Two matts walked in the room, saying "Hi guys", "Oh no, Two matts? I think we all know what we have to do" both matts blink and look at each other.
~Ten Minutes Later~
"I think we made the right choice," edd says relaxed on the chair. "Yes definitely" Tord agrees. "Oh of course we did" I go along with the agreement. "Indubitably," Matt says, then the clone matt in Tom's hoodie shakes his head "I was about to say that"
I look out the window and see Tom in the trash can. I wave but he can't see me so I go sit back down and the Director and the other man come behind the couch. "Now that's what I call recycling," The director says and we all burst out into laughter
"HOW DO YOU MORONS EVEN BREATH!!" The man in the eye patch yelled at all of us and we all make sad faces, and Edd even cries into my shoulder and I oat his back also upset.
A/N: Ellooooo, I wanted to get this done faster than I did but whatever. I hope you have a good day or night or whatever and I'll talk to ya'll later!