Just leaving the movie theater was the Boys, Webby, Lena, Launchpad, and Beakley. Webby and Lena were getting along so well with eachother after watching the movie.
Dewey: Oh man, that is classic cinema
Webby: So good
Lena: Oh, and remember when the surgeon tried to cut the mole-woman in half, and she multiplied into a million babies and ate him?
Webby and Lena playful roar at eachother.
Olley: (All in just one night)
Beakley: You said this was an educational film, "Suitable for all ages"
Lena: It's a cautionary tale of the dangers of mole monsters, everyone could use a lesson in chainsaw safety
Olley: A Clantarian child knows how to use a gun, AS A BABY
Lena: Funny thing is that the loud mouth died first in the movie
Olley: CABIN IN THE WOODS DID BETTER
Louie: Eww, are THEY gonna kiss?
Olley: Louie, shut the fuck up!!!
Huey: Language, Olley >:(
Louie: Aaaannyaways! I thought The movie was lame. Where was the drama, the heart, the expensive looking car chase near the end?
Olley: Not everything can be fun
Huey: And even if mole-men did exist, why attack someone in the shower? With the running water, there wouldn't be enough traction to attack someone above the knee, totally phony
A/N: CinemaSins: Huey Duck will be excellent at CinemaSins
Olley: Film Makers do things called "Context," where they sometimes ignore reality and sometimes make people stupid on purpose for Film Content. Not EVERYTHING is a "Happy Ending"
Webby: What is with you guys? It says on the poster. Based on an actual true novel
Huey: Guys, this is the only book I trust
Olley: Oh for fuck sake
Huey glared at Olley for keeping on swearing since he arrived.
Huey: Anyways, if it's not in the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, it's not a thing
Olley: You just sound like my Grandpa, who I never get to meet. Uncle Rudolf said he's also a Junior Woodchuck
Huey: HA. That makes you a Junior Woodchuck, by Blood
Webby: What about the Were-Ducks?
Huey: Nope
Webby: Trifoxis?
Huey: Not a thing
Olley: What about Peghook, the Headless Manhorse, the Flying sword, the Golden Dragon, and the Lost City of Atlantis?
Huey: Already added it. You should know by now
Olley: (Impersonates Markiplier) Wha-WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL OF THAT! WHAT THE FUCK
Huey: Language Olley. Just as I said, if it's not in the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, it's not a thing, Oliver
The British Bacon was boiling so much.
Webby: What about Terra-fermions?
Huey then looks through his Guidebook.
Huey: Let's see, pterodactyl? Terror-dactyl? Terrible twos? No Terra-Fermians. Must not exist
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