Climbing Mt. Bullshit

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A/N: This was WAY late when I FINALLY finished this one of many unfinished Chapters...

It's Snowflake Day and Scrooge became an ass and have brought the Kids, and Lena surprisingly, to an adventure instead of relaxing. Olley was wearing Floor-Length Trench Coat, long gloves with wrist wrapping, Inverness Cape, Soviet-style Ushanka, hood, and round goggles.

Scrooge: Mount Neverest, the highest peak on this Planet! Most prized of the 7 summits! Neverrest has claimed the world's finest explorers, it is said to be completely un-climbable, even when Clantaria showed up, but now those Soviet-Nazi Faschist have to deal with Scrooge McDuck entering their Picture Book

Olley: You realize I'm Clantarian, right. And the fact I'm the Biological Son of the Emperor

Louie: Ok, so instead of spending Christmas in a billionaire's mansion waiting for Santa Claus-

Scrooge: That man is not allowed in my home! He knows what he did

A/N: To be honest, I don't give a shit about the Violent Night family

Louie: We're following an old man up Mt. Certain Doom here

Olley: I told you, it's Snowflake Day, not Christmas! The all-inclusive, non-religiously specific holiday that serves as a stand in for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, so that everybody can be involved without Criticism! Besides, not all Santas are what people believed to be

Huey: Oh, Mount Neverrest is 3 times deadlier than Mt. Certain Doom. The mountain's summit remains shrouded in mystery. No one's ever seen the top, which makes it the perfect place to earn my Junior Woodchuck cartography badge! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a topographical landscape that hasn't already been mapped?

Louie: No

Huey: Well...very. I've got a geographical information system, satellite radar detectors, thermal-

Scrooge: Bah! You don't need that fancy doo-hickory. All you need are your wits, determination and these...

He held out a theodolite tripod and hand it to Huey.

Scrooge: My old surveying tools

Huey: Wow. They're rusty with the wisdom of experience

Olley: Isn't the rust bad

Scrooge: That's the spirit!

While that's going on, Lena and Olley were having a chat.

Olley: How's your time with us once again

Lena: Oh, you know, great to hang out with you guys

Olley: Since the Terra-Firmians was your "First" Adventure, this is basically your first "Real" Adventure

Lena: Yep, besides, I get to be with you, Louie, and Webby

Olley smiled before pulling out two of his Infantry Weapons.

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